bumper

One who skis moguls.

All the bumpers are skiing over on Outer Limits.

by jnando February 10, 2006

Bumper

A word used as a synonym for cool, fun, awesome, amazing, etc.

Person 1: Dude listen to this new song

Person 2: Bro that sh*t is pretty bumper

by Leopard420 October 2, 2019

Bumper

A short line of cocaine

Can I get a bumper

by King Chilie September 28, 2015

bumper

It meens if one of your friends decide other plans without you knowing and dont bother telling u. or where they choose other people over you

jus say u and ur group of mates always did stuff together, then there was a party comin up and 1 of them new but didnt tell ne 1 and went himself that is a bumper

by dale maddocks January 6, 2005

Bumper

Someone who needs to be destroyed

Get the bumper before it causes harm

by Banige September 11, 2023

Bumper

a vile revolting person possessing nipples

"Ew, you disgusting bumpers! I could never be like you."

by assman000 September 15, 2025

bumper bitch

A bumper bitch is the stupid ass mother fucker who gets in the smallest fender bender accident ever on the busiest street in existence, yet proceeds to leave the vehicle parked in the middle of the goddamn road in complete ignorance or in hopes of several thousand cars behind him slamming on their brakes trying to avoid a catastrophic pile-up.

I just got out of the ICU having broken my neck from rolling my mother fucking car while trying to avoid the goddamn bumper bitch hanging out in the middle of the freeway. Next time I see a bumper bitch, I'll slap that fucker's face from my driver's seat as he stares at me in bewilderment with his head through my windshield.

by Mad Mick! May 30, 2016