A stupid, incompetent person. Somebody who is totally uncomprehending and unaware of basic requirements in a range of social contexts. Also, somebody who is incapable of performing routine tasks.
Used in parts of Australia as a noun ("You're a bumper, mate!") and occasionally as an adjective, e.g "He supports a bumper football team."
Used in parts of Australia as a noun ("You're a bumper, mate!") and occasionally as an adjective, e.g "He supports a bumper football team."
"That bloke is useless, He's a total bumper!"
"He's too much of a bumper to ever work that out!"
"Only a bumper wouldn't be able to do that."
"That's a bumper thing to do!"
"He's too much of a bumper to ever work that out!"
"Only a bumper wouldn't be able to do that."
"That's a bumper thing to do!"
by Jay De July 19, 2009
A kiss ass party classified by a small group of awesomely intoxicated college or high school students. Normally employing loud music, innumerable amounts of alcohol, and the possible, yet probable use of marijuana. ( A small rager).
by bumpasumpa January 18, 2011
The indigenous Australian (Aboriginal) word for a discarded cigarette end that contains enough tobacco to be lit and enhaled.
"Ehhhh Cuz, gudda bumper, bruz?"
"Carn Cuz, gis ya bumper--- Darnt put it out in the bin, bruss, garn hafta gettim out cuz. Carn gissa bumper bruz?"
"Carn Cuz, gis ya bumper--- Darnt put it out in the bin, bruss, garn hafta gettim out cuz. Carn gissa bumper bruz?"
by Rock The Boat August 30, 2009
The act of coming up close behind another driver whether one is in a hurry or just trying to be irritating.
by Rikijon January 05, 2015
Slang: A person, usually male, who is 'special', particularly clumsy while multi-tasking (ie talking and walking down stairs). Would benefit with the addition of protective padding, hence the name 'Bumpers'.
by Smellyjelly April 03, 2011
A beautiful, attractive ,desirable, of-the-in-crowd person. Someone you can not and should not resist.
by Brian Eakerous December 16, 2003