1 .Someone who talks out of his ass, tries to "enhance" his personal biography with stories that usually won't fool anyone. 2. Someone who pertains to bullshit.
Dennis: Yeah, back in Nam' i flew the F-104 Starfighter in the special forces and i dogfighted 7 Mig-21's and shot each of them down except for one more when i ran out of ammo, so i started to gain some speed and ended up side by side with his jet, we looked at each other through the sides and i opened my Canopy and reached over to his jet with my combat knife and stabbed the mig pilot to death! Then i ran out of fuel so i took my oxygen tube and hooked it up to his fuel tank to my fuel tank and i took his fuel out while the pilot was dead and so i was able to travel home with a full tank. Yeah, i remember the sarge giving me 11 gold Valor ribbons, 19 Outstanding Airman badges, 90 Pilot badges, and 7 medal of honors, i keep them stored up my asshole. Oh yeah, and i also got a Astronaut badge when my F-104 achieved Mach-9.7 and went into Low earth orbit and stayed up there until the gravity pulled me back in which my jet as able to survive the Re-entry.
Me: Wow, you are the worst Bullshitter mankind has ever met.
Me: Wow, you are the worst Bullshitter mankind has ever met.
by Anti-bser-missile February 01, 2009
by Grandaddy Purp March 09, 2009
Someone who lies about themselves in order to a) impress people (namely vulnerable/gullible men and women) and b) to evade the reality of who they are.
Most lies are erratic, far fetched and extreme exaggerations of true events.
Most lies are erratic, far fetched and extreme exaggerations of true events.
Don: Yeah, I was out to dinner at the Ivy when she proposed to me but I said no....I own 3 properties in the UK....I have a PHd in Chemistry and went to Oxford University....But I had a job on the railways as a signalman, a train driver, all at Euston...I have so many fifty notes in pocket I need to get some change...Women only go for me because of the money I have...
Jim: Really mate? Then why are you driving a crappy van, living in a crappy apartment, borrowing money from your 'mates' and chasing after women half your age? You're such a Bullshitter.
Jim: Really mate? Then why are you driving a crappy van, living in a crappy apartment, borrowing money from your 'mates' and chasing after women half your age? You're such a Bullshitter.
by Roger Has a Hard-on January 28, 2012
People who either completely make up a story or just exaggerate it so much that they don't fool anyone except themselves. Usually a hypocrite as well. They do this because their life is actually a boring piece of Shit
Kyle M. lies about everything which makes him a bullshitter. This was our conversation (TRUE FUCKING STORY):
Kyle: "Yeah, I got ding dong ditched last night! Luckily I was outside so I threw a rock at their head and knocked one of them out! So his friend picked him up, rang the doorbell and ran away!"
Me: "Yeah, dumbass, that was me, I was with ****** and we got your house good. No one was outside and I sure as hell don't remember a god damn rock thrown at our heads!" *sigh* Dumbass
Kyle: "Yeah, I got ding dong ditched last night! Luckily I was outside so I threw a rock at their head and knocked one of them out! So his friend picked him up, rang the doorbell and ran away!"
Me: "Yeah, dumbass, that was me, I was with ****** and we got your house good. No one was outside and I sure as hell don't remember a god damn rock thrown at our heads!" *sigh* Dumbass
by retardsforlife November 01, 2007
People who either completely make up a story or just exaggerate it so much that they don't fool anyone except themselves. Usually a hypocrite as well. They do this because their life is actually a boring piece of Shit
Kyle M. lies about everything which makes him a bullshitter. This was our conversation (TRUE FUCKING STORY):
Kyle: "Yeah, I got ding dong ditched last night! Luckily I was outside so I threw a rock at their head and knocked one of them out! So his friend picked him up, rang the doorbell and ran away!"
Me: "Yeah, dumbass, that was me, I was with ****** and we got your house good. No one was outside and I sure as hell don't remember a god damn rock thrown at our heads!" *sigh* Dumbass
Kyle: "Yeah, I got ding dong ditched last night! Luckily I was outside so I threw a rock at their head and knocked one of them out! So his friend picked him up, rang the doorbell and ran away!"
Me: "Yeah, dumbass, that was me, I was with ****** and we got your house good. No one was outside and I sure as hell don't remember a god damn rock thrown at our heads!" *sigh* Dumbass
by retardsforlife November 01, 2007
by Innominate December 09, 2008
Making up shit to be cool but isnt. Otherwise known as "Dre" could sicken a normal bullshitter with the amount of bull shit that comes out of his mouth be cautious while in his presence as loss of brain cells is a side effect.
Dre day 1: Yo, dawg you ain't bout that life I live that shit everyday my uncle controls the drug world I'm from New York.
Dre day 2: you don't know what the fuck you talking bout I live in Miami I see Kim K all the time I take my girl to shop at they store.
Dre day 3: man I can't wait to go back to the Island I miss it that's my home
Innocent bystander: where you from?
Dre: Im Dominican
Innocent Bystander: so are you from NY or Florida?
Dre: well....
Innocent bystander: you a fucking bullshitter
Dre: nah fuck that you don't know me I'm Krimson
Dre day 2: you don't know what the fuck you talking bout I live in Miami I see Kim K all the time I take my girl to shop at they store.
Dre day 3: man I can't wait to go back to the Island I miss it that's my home
Innocent bystander: where you from?
Dre: Im Dominican
Innocent Bystander: so are you from NY or Florida?
Dre: well....
Innocent bystander: you a fucking bullshitter
Dre: nah fuck that you don't know me I'm Krimson
by InnocentBystander143 July 21, 2013