Bullocked

Trying to hang yourself but being unable to even kick the chair from beneath you. Variations: (Randy Bullocked)

guy 1 : did you hear the texans shitty field goal kicker tried to kill himself after those misses Sunday.

Guy2: No . What happened.

guy1; he couldnt even kick the chair out from under him

Guy 2: LOL his suicide attempt was Bullocked.

by freespin66 November 24, 2013

bullcock

The connotative meaning, and how I define it, is "bull shit!" "yeah right!" when a woman or man says something that is a lie.

A guy says he loves me but I know he's just saying it to get sex tonight.

I say, "Bullcocks!"

by lovely2011 July 4, 2011

Bullcocking

To be totally chill and awesome. Usually someone with the initials of R.T. Must be super hilarious, and attractive. Can take the form of a girl. (Especially, when its a girl)

Instead of.. "I'm so fly like a G6"

Say: "I'm so bullcocking right now"

by AnoBW April 19, 2011

bollocker

{UK slang} a nitwit, hack, or general waste of DNA, who bumbles around uselessly like a pair of bollocks in the wind

Oi you spilled me pint, you nobby bollocker!

by Queefis Minumus, Summoner of Bollockings September 25, 2003

Bullcocking

To be totally chill and awesome. Usually someone with the initials of R.T. Must be super hilarious, and attractive. Can take the form of a girl. (Especially, when its a girl)

Instead of.. "I'm so fly like a G6"

Say: "I'm so bullcocking right now"

by AnoBW April 18, 2011

Bollockeracy

Fancier way to say "bollocks", which means nonsense/garbage.

The bollockeracy of NK has been exceptionally ridic.

by EpicRawl April 17, 2019

Bullocked

When your girlfriend is embarrassed of you and won't take your relationship to social media or tell her friends

She felt bullocked over him and didn't tell her friends she had a boyfriend

by SleepingTom November 20, 2019