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shopping bulemia

The cycle of shopping, feeling guilt, and returning your purchases.
Tanya: I have bought and returned the same sweater from Old Navy four times.
Sharon: Tanya, you have serious shopping bulemia. There are people that can help you.
by W. T. January 9, 2010
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Closet Bulimic

A "Closet Bulimic" is a combination of the proliferation of gently used designer clothing/accessories resale closets and compulsive online shoppers who love the thrill of the hunt. Like a cocaine rush, once they've found the item they don't really want it anymore. They immediately photograph it and sell it on a resale closet.
Naomi was a classic 'closet bulimic', enjoying the hunt of finding a bag then selling it immediately after getting it. It was all about the hunt, the chase not the actual object of desire itself.
by Lady NI January 27, 2016
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relationship bulimic

A man that is not mature enough to handle an adult relationship. He will eat you up at first, and then throw you up when things get too serious.
Mary - "Hey, how's your new boyfriend?"

Megan - "Oh, he was a relationship bulimic so he broke up with me"
by mojo334455 July 30, 2010
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Bulimic

1. Adjective/Noun. See bulimia.

2. Someone who reads minds. Watch ZOOLANDER (And see himbo).
1a.
Someone who is bulimic is someone who has serious eating disorder that occurs chiefly in females, is characterized by compulsive overeating usually followed by self-induced vomiting or laxative or diuretic abuse, and is often accompanied by guilt and depression.

1b.
Someone who is bulimic has an abnormal and constant craving for food.

2.
"I'm bulimic", said Matilda.
"You can read minds?" said Zoolander.
by GerbilJiM March 15, 2005
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Bulimicon

An emoticon or symbol meant to illustrate the action of gagging oneself in response to a status update or statement that is too cheesy, disgusting, offensive, overly happy, self-aggrandizing, etc. Can also be used to represent throwing up a little in your mouth.
Jill: I love my life sooo much...I have the best boyfriend ever, my job rules and my friends are amazing!
Jack: Makes me want to gag myself. *insert bulimicon*

Jack: Happiness is a grateful spirit, an optimistic attitude, and a heart full of love.
Jill: *insert bulimicon* Think I just threw up in my mouth a little...
by nearly civilized January 5, 2010
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bulimic job

After a girl eats a meal, she gives a guy oral sex and deep throats his penis, causing her to gag and throw-up the meal she just ate all over his genitals. See also mop the floor.
Katie: Are you still bulimic?
Christina: yeah, but now I just do a bulimic job on guys instead of using my finger to make myself throw-up.
by Thrice001 April 10, 2008
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make-bulimic

Someone who pretends to be bulimic for attention. Usually female.
Dude 1: I'm so tired of my girlfriend always puking in the sink and leaving bits of food for me to find.

Dude 2: Why is that girl always sick?

Dude 1: She isn't, man. She's just make-bulimic.
by gib103 December 1, 2006
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