buffucker

A person who masturbates while waiting for an online video to load.

Dude, he has pringle chips in his beard and all he's wearing is a robe that doesn't fit. He's definitely a buffucker.

by Charlie Brown's Cousin January 2, 2010

buttfuckery

Situation, activity or collection of objects considered unacceptable for one reason or another. The term is inherently plural. Usually, of, related to or to be compared with gay sex acts.

John came home to find his best friend dorking his dog, exclaimed "What kind of buttfuckery is this?".

by HeWhoHasNoFriends May 13, 2018

Bullfuckery

To describe somthing that is bullshit yet fuckery aswell and it's fun to say

That teacher is absolute bullfuckery

by Everyotherusernameisinuse October 3, 2018

Needledick Bugfucker

A penis so small that it can fuck bugs.

Holy shit guys, that dudes a needledick bugfucker!

by osufan15 April 8, 2009

bufuckery

When something crazy happens you can respond with “bufuckery”

it has a lot of different uses and is my favorite word that i made up.

EX: “OMG! did you hear what happened…. bla bla”

“ THATS COMPLETE BUFUCKERY”

by baddie.waddie March 8, 2023

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by gawk gawk gremlin super nigga April 29, 2022

bumfuckery

someones ineptitude or general incompetence when working on a simple task

because of your bumfuckery, I have to work 8 hours OT and clean up your fuck ups

by maninblackmn February 8, 2010