Buckley

Buckley is a small town in Washington. It’s in the middle of nowhere. You have probably driven through it to get somewhere else. Full of old people and kids who ride dirt bikes, drive big diesel trucks to compensate, and think their extremely beat cars are actually cool. Most teenagers you see will drive a Subaru. You might hear “yeeyee” often. Don’t be surprised if you come through Buckley and smell marijuana, because for some reason there are two dispensaries for a 3.8 mile area. Parties are only thrown in the woods, only hick shit happens there.

Person 1: Hey, you tryna take a trip down to Buckley?
Person 2: Why? There’s absolutely nothing to do there except get drunk and smoke loud.
Person 2: Actually.... Let’s go

by thuhfuhck May 14, 2019

Buckley

A dude that hates feeding starving children

“You wanna feed some starving kids?”
“What have those kids done for me?”
“Cmon don’t be a Buckley”

by Mambadir April 2, 2020

Buckley

Proper inbred place where everyone has 6+ toes if ya from here it’s like ya still a virgin and if ya have shagged a bird she’s deffo dogging

“I love Buckley”

Who the fuck raised you ya smelly little inbred

by UrMumsA.Sket April 13, 2020

buckley

It’s a place in north wales were most chavs live, often drug deals and damages happen in Buckley

“Oi lad u been to Buckley proper sound there”

by Sheepshagger01 February 25, 2021

Buckley

an ambigous word: basically can mean literally anything. calling someone buckley can mean theyre being an annoying fat fucking idiot or a funny cutie pookie bear. Also is a term for Bucks as in the currency

Carleigh: *kills ethan with a shovel in lethal company*

Ethan: "Bro is being buckley coded rn"

by carleighbeann December 11, 2023

Buckley box

In webcomics, the addition of an unwanted, superfluous panel over explaining a joke; usually kills anything remotely resembling humor.

Made famous by Tim Buckley of CAD fame.

This webcomic could be funny without the buckley box at the end of every strip.

by Daniel Valle February 11, 2008

Buckley's chance

A very small chance of success, often expressed as "You've got two chances, mate. Buckley's and none." Alternatively contracted to "You've got Buckley's."

Derived from the life of William Buckley, an English soldier convicted of theft circa 1803 and sentenced to transportation to Port Phillip, (present-day Melbourne, in Australia). Buckley escaped and set off for Sydney. He was adopted by the Walthaurung Aborigines and arrived in Sydney in 1835, 32 years later.

Hey Wozza ya reckon Kyles would go for me?

No fuckin' way, Bluey, she wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
But I got the horn for her!
Put ya old feller away, dingbat. You've got Buckley's chance.

by penny-the-aussie June 9, 2018