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squinty buccaneer

Term used to describe resulting eye infection after relations with a female that has an STD. Resulting in wiping ones eye after exposure causing infection. Causes eye infection in one eye and healthy normal other eye, hence the name. They affected eye usually must be leaking pus and not be totally swollen over to achieve the desired look.

Usually associated with sailors or pirates and other seafaring types,that enjoy company of ladies of the evening.
Captain Longdong was away at sea for so long he got a squinty buccaneer when he got home from Maggie Wrottencroch the local Madame.
by taintmaster2009 March 19, 2009
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fudge buccaneer

Oh, Chrithtopher! You fudge buccaneer, you!
by sbo April 27, 2011
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Buccaneer's Beard

An unkempt lady's pubic region, not unlike a ragman's coat. Often features (but not limited to) flies, food crumbs and the odd dreadlock au natural. Normally registers a high Box Waft factor.
I knew it as soon as I noticed the hairy armpits; she had a fanny like a buccaneer's beard.
by The anal jester February 11, 2004
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queer buccaneer

Similar to the ass pirate, the queer buccaneer pillages asses on all bodies of water, particularly enjoying the sweet sweet tang of a swashbuckler's juicy ass.
Hahaha, what a fucking queer buccaneer.
by Anonymous January 15, 2003
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bullshit buccaneer

1. Any reprehensible or repulsive individual intent on destabilizing the delicate balance of the earth.
2. Any individual who utilizes nonsense as his or her sole method of getting ahead of other people unfairly, and succeeds at it. Normally associated with unfairly degrading the position of a much more diligent individual.
3. Any individual who repeatedly applies the concept of bullshit to get through his or her daily life, and would dismally fail without it.
4. Any highly successful individual who has achieved grandure through charlatan practices.
1. Yasser Arafat, bullshit buccaneer of the century, finally dead!
2. That bullshit buccaneer, he completely faked his speech and the teacher gave him an A.
3. If that bullshit buccaneer wasn't such a suck-up, he'd get an F.
4. The vast majority of successful businesspeople are just bullshit buccaneers who screw people over with a smile on their face.
by Alsir November 25, 2004
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Buccaneer

Originating in old English, it is another term for "Miya", who accidentally said "buccaneer" instead of "buckaroo" during the making of an audio tape.
"Y'aar, buccaneers!"
by Miki April 30, 2004
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Buccaneer-American

Brigette: "Johnny Depp is so hot as a pirate!"
Captain Bobby: "Um excuse me, but he is not a pirate. We prefer to be called Buccaneer-Americans."
by buccaneerbob June 15, 2007
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