Log Burner

A bowel movement whereby the poop leaves behind an intense burning sensation as it exits the anus. The burning sensation exhibited on the rectum is the key symptom of a Log Burner, as the actual poop (the Log Burner) can vary widely in color, viscosity, shape, odor and texture.

Log Burners often present themselves after a person consumes a spicy meal. Log Burners are a common affliction among people of European origin who sometimes consumes Indian, Mexican or Caribbean food.

Sufferers usually describe the feeling as if their butthole was engulfed in flames.

Jill enjoyed eating the spicy Chicken Tikka last night at the Indian restaurant, but the next morning went to the bathroom and shot out a Log Burner that left her rectum feeling like a fiery pit of molten lava.

by cephwalk July 9, 2009

Slow burner

A song (or performance thereof) that doesn't immediately impress you, but becomes increasingly enjoyable on subsequent renditions. Antonym: pop hit.

J-Dilla's "Donuts" took me a while to get into, but now I love it. It's a real slow burner.

by Razeur June 28, 2014

burner

A disposable "pay as you go" cell phone.

Proposition Joe talking to Marlo from The Wire "Me, I aint so much touched a burner for a year now"

by Jew Hag December 10, 2006

Tijuana Burner

The burning feeling a guy gets on his dick from having anal sex with a mexican woman that ate some spicey food

She must have ate a dozen jalapeños because I got the worst Tijuana Burner after doing anal.

by DocReveal May 16, 2011

wheat-burner

A domestic(U.S.A.) usually 4 or 6 cylinder sports car....The american version of the rice-burner.

My Dodge srt-4 is a wheat-burner that would smoke your rice-burnin' civic

by chefrick45419 September 26, 2005

worm burner

Potentially applicable to any ball game played on a grassy field, but most appropriate to soccer and golf, it is when the ball is shot or struck that it travels with great velocity just above the grass, such that the friction would "burn" any unlucky worms that happened to be on the surface.

Landon Donovan's low shot on goal was a real worm burner.

by ToddUncommon June 29, 2010

barn burner

An exciting sports match that is competitive to the very end.

That Duke-UNC basketball game was a real barn burner! I didn't know who was going to win!

by prefanman October 22, 2007