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New Britain High School

Also referred to by myself as well as others as "New Britain High Penitentiary". Students are required to wear their ID cards around their neck (with their picture on BOTH sides of the card). Some like to think of them more as mugshots than ID cards. Even though there is a dress code indicated in the handbooks given to every student, the girls at NBHS apparently have trouble reading and comprehending the English language, as they still insist on wearing mini skirts, midriffs, and very low-cut shirts (even the girls that have obvious weight problems). Many students and teachers claim that whenever they walk into certain parts of the school, they start feeling sick which is no doubt the effects of all the mold and dust around the building.
It's quite easy to skip a class without getting caught - all you have to do is hang out in the new wing where there are less guards (if any at all). If you're a short person, your chances of getting squashed or "stepped on" in the halls are very high since they tend to get very crowded. This also causes problems during fire drills. If there were really a serious fire in the school, a lot of the kids wouldn't make it out in time due to the amount of time it takes to get over 3,000 kids out of a three-story building.
Some students find it funny to squirt ketchup and mustard on the railings in the stairways and stand by and watch as people get it all over their hands. A day without at least one fight breaking out is a great accomplishment for NBHS, and so is a month without any lock-downs or bomb threats. When there is a food fight, more police cars show up at the school than when there's a bomb threat.
Therapist: "So what exactly are you here for?"

Client: "I go to New Britain High School."

Therapist: *spills coffee* "I can't help you. Go home."
by Shannon (aka "Penguin") October 7, 2007
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brotacular

An amalgamation of bro and spectacular, refering specifically to the special way in which a bro is performing said duties. This creates a hierarchy which differentiates between the average bro and the accentuated BROoooh (sometimes refered to in certain regions as Dudebros) Usually the cause celebre for such an action requires an extreme level of broness exhibited and results in the immediate promotion of the bro to a higher, exalted level of bros known as brodom. For something to have been acknowledged as brotacular, the incident must involve the use of the word 'bro' at least 100 times, and a panel of bros must all come to a brocision in order for the event to be recognized.
Bro Judge #1: Well my bros, i've never seen such dedication to the cause of 'broing' in my entire life.
Bro Judge #2: SImply incredible. I never thought i'd hear the glorious word used more than 100 times in one sentence. Simply Brotacular.
Bro Judge #3: Send him the standard issue birkenstocks and polo t's. One of the best displays of brocabulary i've ever seen. *raises his glass*
All: ANOTHER BRO!
by His Broness January 24, 2008
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Couch Brotato

A buddy who comes over and then stays over for way too long. He is usually just chilling on your couch watching ESPN or Braveheart.
Girl "Hey can you come over?"

Guy "I want to, but I have three Couch Brotatos in my living room."
by MegaBro June 9, 2010
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Britany

Britany is the most beautiful person.She is smart and talented.She always haves her bestfriends backs no matter what.Sometimes she could act like a bitch but still loves her friends.She is really fun.She had dated jerks but she don't give a fuck about them anymore.She also has the most beautiful eyes and hair.
There goes Britany let's say hi.
by 123roselyn.com123 December 3, 2016
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Brytani

A name like Brittany but spelled so much cooler. Brytani is a unique individual. Brytani is a strong woman and will tell you exactly what she feels. Brytani may be strong but she also has a huge heart which can be broken easily. People named Brytani are the most beautiful Brytani's of all.
I wish I was as cool as that Brytani.
by superdupercrazywoman February 4, 2010
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Beytah Kid

Someone (typically a child) who becomes completely obsessed with prototype material surrounding a video game and will blindly prefer broken prerelease builds of games over the final product just because they're different to what they've become used to.
Person 1: Wow! This 3D model of a turd hadn't been textured yet in this build!

Person 2: Yeah it's a good thing they fixed that before releasing the game.

Person 1: Better? It looked better without the textures!

Person 2: You're such a beytah kid.
by yeetyoteyacht October 2, 2020
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Britarded

A word used to qualify a British 'person'. It is the combination of "British" and "retarded".

Britarded people often find their teeth to be disorganized and yellow.
- What's wrong with him?
- I think he's Britarded.
by Tufur February 26, 2022
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