Bluked

"Blue Shell Nuked": Being hit by a Blue Shell in a Mario Kart game, which hits as hard as a tactical nuke. Blue Shells relentlessly seek out racers in first place, and explode, delaying them, and any driver close to them for several seconds. Depending on where you get bluked, this can cost you time, or the entire race. Blue Shells (usually) cannot be avoided or dodged.

$#@%&(*#!!!! I got Bluked! ~or~ Ha-ha, you got Bluked!
Being Bluked can ruin your whole day.

"No Blukes"

by ageeksayswhat December 1, 2014

Bruke

The only black guy in advanced classes at my school.

1: Oh, hey bruke, where are you going?
Bruke: Uh, enriched science, why?
1: Well, uh, I didn't think, that uh...
Bruke: Racist!

by ThePurpleTiger42 October 20, 2008

brokedown smokedown

ghetto.

someone who is ghetto and lame.
over wears clothes.
annoying
bitter
flat out looser

Tia: Ew look at jasmin she wears those shoes everyday

Kim: Yeah can you say brokedown smokedown

Tia: yea! lets call her that

tee hee hee

Both: brokedown smokedown!

by TiaTaylor May 19, 2009

Brucked

A. Damaged, broken, or not satisfactory
B. An ugly girl

A. That car is brucked.
B. Naw, I wouldn't fuck that girl, she is brucked.

by Sumantix November 28, 2004

Burked that up

To royaly screw up on; having little political knowledge; having the ability to make incoherent rants about multiple unrelated subjects; statement can also be followed with the word FAIL.

John you left that $200 on your carseat with the doors unlocked and someone broke stole it. You really Burked that up, FAIL.

by jaxbro100 April 6, 2009

brucked

When you intentionally vote "Leave" during brexit and accidentally fuck yourself.

"Hey Bro, did you vote 'REMAIN '?"
"Nah mate, I totally brucked myself! Turns out the pound crashed to a 30 year low. Food and holidays got more expensive, so I can't afford to get shitfaced in Kavos, not to mention I require a visa, and my grandpas pension is fucked. Who knew!? Oh wait..."

by aschk June 27, 2016

brokedick

Military slang for any thing, person, or body part that is not within correct operating tolerance.

Can be used as either a noun or an adjective.

Concerning people:
On rare occasions it is used as a form of address between buddies like when a troop has been restricted to light duty such as office work instead of their regular job.

1st person: frequently the speaker dissociates from injured part(s) as though they themselves are perfectly fine, yet significantly burdened by a body part that isn't operational.

3rd person: frequently pejorative and almost always refers to entire person.

1. That brokedick old Jeep couldn't get us from here to the PX, much less out to the range!

2. Can't put Riley out on police call, Sarge. Brokedick's gettin' a medical chapter next week!

3. Man, my arm's still all brokedick from that bad jump! I'm stuck on gimp squad for another two months until the cast comes off!

4. Hey brokedick, have you processed my leave form for Christmas Exodus yet?

by clea023 December 19, 2011