bruised peach

A broken down busted up girl.

From a distance that girl looked really quality but after getting a closer look it turned out that she was a bruised peach.

by jocko jones August 22, 2004

bruised fruit

A homosexual male with emotional issues.

You should have seen the way Bruce burst out into tears while watching Lifetime the other day . . . that boy is a bruised fruit!

by Armed & Hammered July 27, 2006

BRUISED MY WALNUTS

A enormous, near violent, fart.

"Damn, I just bruised my walnuts."

by pancreaticjuices May 6, 2006

Bruised the toilet

To leave a brown streaky skid mark on the bottom of the toilet that is so caked on after taking a poo that the water from flushing won't remove it.

Husband: I'm going to head downstairs and take a deucer.
Wife: Sounds good.
--Wait 15 minutes --
Husband: Do we have a toilet brush somewhere I just bruised the toilet.

by lewdog07 February 18, 2010

Bruised fruit

A manky chick, a woman who has passed her sell by date, a grunter, a swamp donkey

Oh look there goes Richard David in his dungo pants, no wonder he has so much bruised fruit

by Tony July 13, 2004

Bruised Bananas

A "chinese banana" who acts black.

I saw some Bruised Bananas called Azn Pride

by TheNeonRaindeer February 4, 2003

bruised ears

Girls who laugh about roommate virginity to their creeper roommate, but secretly wonders whether or not their roommate has indeed stolen their roommate virginity. Usually evident in a girl who wears green to bed.

Did you see Sammie? She looks like she's thinking about bruised ears.

by voice behind the desk September 24, 2010