buffing the banana

Another word for Masturbation; Buffing is the "rubbbing" and the Banana is another word for long penis.

Raj: Why were you in the bathroom so long?
Ricky K: I was buffing the banana ;)

by Ricky K November 15, 2007

Bluffing

Saying you have something that you don't or saying you are going to do something that you arn't going to do.

Bluffing is often used in poker.

by Martin January 29, 2004

Flubber Buffin

The female version of motor boating, except instead it the balls.

I need a good flubber buffin, my balls are like watermelons, I'm tell in ye!

by SegFaults September 13, 2011

Beter Briffin

Peter Griffin but with the 🅱 emoji 😂😂😂

Hey Beter Briffin
Aka Hey 🅱eter

by Rakooyn October 14, 2018

Buffin' the Muffin

The female act of masturbation

Since Kasey wasn't home after work, Laurel decided it was time for a little bit of buffin' the muffin.

by Jyynx September 22, 2008

free buffing

When a woman goes without underwear - the female equivalent of free balling. Also known as free muffing or going commando.

Halfway through dinner Jennifer told me she was free buffing and I couldn't get my mind off of tagging her the rest of the meal

by Gettn N Eiffel February 8, 2008

Asian Buffing

The act of wildly tangenting during a conversation. The very phrase 'Asian Buffing' is born of Asian Buffing.

'I have no idea how we arrived on this topic, Martha!'
'Wow James, that was some next level Asian Buffing'

by marthathegrey May 17, 2014