Brownwood

1. A town in Texas best known for a large homosexual population.
2. The result of anal intercourse.
3. The erection of a black man.
4. Wood that is actually brown.

I was cruising for foxes in Brownwood, when a big black stud hit me upside my head with a brownwood club and then booty raped me with his brownwood, resulting in his erection becoming brownwood.

by Brownwood_Booty_Slammer August 24, 2008

brownaconda

A gargantuan poop log, slightly resembling a large snake, that remains intact. Bonus points if the top breaks the water surface.

After eating Arby's for lunch, I had to run to the toilet and unleash a massive brownaconda.

by Secular Grease October 11, 2016

brownload

To browse the internet on the toilet with a portable electronics device.

Dee's morning ritual consisted of a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a quick brownload of nytimes.com.

by NeonWarwick August 4, 2007

brownloading

taking a poop; taking a shit; pooping; shitting

I was on the toilet brownloading when my mom came in.

by insanewolfe December 26, 2010

Brownsort

A black male who speaks like a white person and is very sociable among white women. The white women think that the brownsort is very educated for a black male, and the white women admire the brownsort because unlike other black males, the brownsort isn't constantly trying to rape them. White men also like brownsorts because the brownsorts make good conversation and are amiable.

Girl: DuShawn is my favorite brownsort friend, he always holds the door for me and I can trust him with my problems. Why can't white men be more like brownsorts?

Some famous Brownsorts include:
- Morgan Freeman
- Bernie Mac
- Katt Williams
- Cleveland Brown (from Family Guy)
- Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
- Samuel Jackson
- Will Smith
- Joe Louis (a 1930's boxer)

by C3PO's Golden Dong December 26, 2010

brownboard

the process of taking a dump on someone's saran wrap covered face so that they can feel the heat and texture of the act. like waterboarding, but with fecal matter.

Gabe loved it when his lady used to brownboard him after eating Indian food.

by awfulawfulbankers June 11, 2011

browncoat

(verb)

To make a movie based on a TV show, largely due to the impressive number of enthustiastic fans.

Derived from the noun Browncoat (fans of the TV series "Firefly") and refers to the tremendous fan support and DVD sales that led to the film-version "Serenity."

(studio executive) "Arrested Development DVDs are flying off the shelf, and these postcards and emails from fans just keep pouring in. I say it's time we browncoat it."

"Due to Sex and the City's large, vocal fanbase, it was browncoated almost immediately after the show ended on HBO."

"If they cancel The Middleman, there will be such an outcry from fans that the studio may see the potential to browncoat it."
"How come Walker, Texas Ranger never got browncoated? Are Chuck Norris fans lazy?"

by Succatash October 10, 2008