Brownbeard

To receive a brownbeard, means that you have been performing oral on your sexual partner, when the partner decides to shit on your face, covering your chin and possibly more of your face. Brownbeards are typically received when the partner is suffering from explosive diarrhea.

'Oh my God I'm so embarrassed, when Jimmy was licking my ass I gave him a brownbeard'
'Hey baby why don't you give me a brownbeard tonight?'

by Lonitwat November 14, 2016

Brownery

A bakery specializing in only Brownies

Brownyumm is the best Brownery for Brownies

by Brownyumm February 4, 2019

Colorado-brownbeard

The act of having ones face covered in feces while eating out a girls anus.

While eating out your girlfriends butt while she has the runs, she has a bowel movement on your face covering the face in feces giving the receiver a Colorado-brownbeard

by 1iquidFreshness February 24, 2012

brownberg

When the poop in the toilet is stacked up and peaks above the water level.

I left a brownberg in the toilet large enough to tear the hull of the Titanic.

by THEWox April 27, 2014

Brown Berry Pickle

A cucumber is inserted in the anus and left there until it pickles. Some anus pickle faster than others with varying degrees of flavor and acidity.

Jennys brown berry pickle was finaly ready last night. I only ate half cause it tasted like shit.

by 4skin wrinkle January 26, 2019

Brownberries

The little pieces of shit and paper that get stuck in the hairs of your asshole.

Roger just got done taking a crap: it looks like he has some brownberries stuck on his ass crack. Can't wait to have my tasty little snack as soon as he's out of the toilet.

by babaluga November 5, 2023

Blowsberry

When you go to give a guy a blow job but instead blow on his parts, like a raspberry.

dude, i thought she was going to give me head but all i got was a blowsberry.

by Fkncrumbs October 5, 2020