brown trout fisherman

A person that is homosexual in an environment of straight people.

"How can I put the sensitively Gemma, our friend Gideon, the one you made a move on this morning, well he, em, is a Brown Trout Fisherman" "Oh dear I'm not putting this very well am I....he's a sausage jockey, a marmite driller, a pillow biter"

2 hours later....

".....A Hershey highwayman, a fudge packer"

"OH, you mean he's GAY"

"Yes"

by Brucester September 16, 2006

Brown Trout and Blue Gravy

Brown Trout and Blue Gravy is what you typically find in a outhouse. Shit and Blue water.

The Portelet's special of the day was Brown Trout and Blue Gravy.

by Shitboss13 June 1, 2016

brown trout roundabout

is the act in which, usually a mariner forcefully inserts a large fish hence the brown trout part into, usually a virgin and twists so as to cause excrutiating pain to her

mariner: i got totaly wasted last night, went to the local village and gave the youngest i could find the old brown trout roundabout!!

by jake brown11 December 31, 2007

Brown Trout Moccasins

The act of someone performing oral sex on you while wearing shoes you have defecated in.

Karen developed pink eye after giving Hershel a pair of Brown Trout Moccasins at his Bar Mitzvah

by Marfield January 8, 2020

Potomac brown trout

a reference to the presence of raw sewage in much of the Potomac River.

Washing our dishes in the river on that camp out wasn't a good idea. With all those Potomac brown trout, we could end up getting hepatitis!

by Ann Tetum December 3, 2010

boneless brown trout

a huge shit

I have to take a boneless brown trout

by rj May 12, 2004

finless brown trout

fish that can be domesticated, but which is often flushed prematurely. Often dumped into toilets, and mistaken for dead as it has no eyes, fins, tail, and doesn't seem to swim.

Timmy didn't want to flush the toilet, but his daddy reassured him, telling him he would restock the waters within hours with fresh finless brown trout.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008