bruncle

everyone’s distant and very close relative in the same person

my bruncle is my brother and my uncle

my grandpa is also my son-in-law therefore he is my bruncle

by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021

the bruncle tree

a family tree where every relative is related in more than one way to every other relative

everyone in my family is part of the bruncle tree

by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021

bruncle

A male relative who is both your uncle (a sibling of your parents) and you brother (one of your siblings).

Since Narelle is my mum & my sister then Barry must be my bruncle

by ringofyre May 15, 2011

Bruncle Dad

A man who is your brother, uncle and your father. This is possible if your mother slams her own father, giving birth to what would normally be your Bruncle. If your Bruncle then gets six inches deep in your mom, the resulting abomination will be you, and he will be your Bruncle Dad.

Likewise, you are your Bruncle Dad's Brophew Son.

"Your bruncle dad is fucked; he has webbed toes and hasnever had a job."
"Fuck you, at least my bruncle dad is still alive you orphan bastard!"

by John Fun September 21, 2016

bruncle in-law

When your brother in-law is also your uncle, like Oedipus

Oedipus: “I’m going to go see my bruncle in-law, Creon.”

by alyssas.defs December 19, 2021

Bruncle

Whan some how your uncle become's also your brother and you are unsure of what to actually call him when introducing him to other's.

When my mom took in my Uncle who was only 4 year's older then me and 2 year's older then my sister, but was 18 year's younger then my mom, he was my Uncle who became my Brother. He was now my Bruncle!

Hey, check out Lana's bruncle. He's pretty cool how he is alway's there for her, just like a brother would be.

When you consider your uncle to be more of a brother then an uncle, he become's your bruncle... Yipee!

by Lana-GigglesOverU March 1, 2009

bruncledad

Derogatory term used in reference to inbred families or communities, usually chav related.

To actually be a Bruncledad you would have to have been born from a woman who had slept with her dad. You would then be her brother and her son. Then you would have to sleep with her and you'd be a bruncledad to the kid from that. Youd be the kids brother because his mother gave birth to you. Youd be his uncle because her dad is your father, and so youre her brother. And you'd be the kids dad.

Whats up with that 6-toed bruncledad?

by The Cultured Evil Genius July 14, 2007