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bronesty

Honesty that is maintained between two bros that must not be broken. Bronesty is stronger than honesty. It is swearing on the bro code to swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, even if it means having to admit that you're gay.
Tim: In all bronesty, why did you get a broner when you were just looking at me?
Boris: Bronestly, I think I'm gay.
by Timbo-Slice January 3, 2010
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bromestic

when a group of bros live together in a house, apartment or other residence, and share in some sort of bromance. in extreme cases of bromesticity, members may have nicknames that make fun of notable historical and literary characters by replacing a syllable of their names with "bro" (such as, brostoevsky,broseph stalin, et. al.)
did you see those guys living in that house together? they're so bromestic!
by lindsay broham November 29, 2007
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Brotesticular

The word used to define when a bro has certain testicular urges (either medical or sexual) that can only be satisfied by one of his closest bros.
"Mark felt a lump yesterday, I had to dedicate some brotesticular time"
by skrillex_of_scrabble June 12, 2014
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Brotastrophy

Common term for when a gathering of Bro's goes Awry.

Negative Use:
Often, this term is invoked at a bar or in a social setting in which a group of meatheads gets out of control or causes displeasure to those around them. Also, it can be used to describe a lame social setting such as a bar overrun with douche bags or a more urbane situation that has been ruined or made less enjoyable by a group of bro's.

Positive Use:
If you are part of a group of Bro's it is acceptable to use the word as a sort of rally cry or an ironic pronouncement of a situation you helped make less enjoyable.
Negative:
This was a fun party until that group of douche bags rolled in and made it a complete Brotastrophy.

Positive:
Bros, i can't wait until we get to that party. We're gonna grab so may tits it'll be a Brotastrophy.
by CorporateXRobot February 13, 2009
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bromestic violence

The bromance between Manny and Dick was over once Manny started punching Dick - a clear case of bromestic violence. Their broath of nonviolence was broken.
by Duckwheelz August 4, 2012
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Brocest

When you have any sexual or romantic relations with a bros family member.
Bob is into brocest. Mans fucking Tom's sister.
by BONTYYYY August 9, 2017
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brotential

having the potential or possibility of being bro or bro-esque, acting like a bro, supplementing as a bro, or in all practicality, having the ability to bro out
1. that f-150 has serious brotential, you oughta lift that shit.

2. your fist pumps have serious brotential for making the 2011 jersey shore cast

3. i realized my buddy had brotential when he couldn't go out without all of his friends at once, gelling his hair, and ordering heinekens and jageh bahmbs, all fuckin night

4. not now chief, i may brotentially be in the fuckin zone

5. i got my game cube, jack johnson albums, a six pack, a BIG black dildo, and a can of axe. this night has serious brotential.
by HipStir January 30, 2010
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