A Brooklyn standoff is when multiple roommates want to stay in a rent controlled or super cheap apartment but have grown to hate each other and can absolutely not live together anymore.
Man I hate my roommates so much these days but no one will move out because we all know we couldn't get a better deal. It's turned into a real Brooklyn standoff. standoff stalemate brooklyn roommates rent rentistoodamnhigh
by Reetuh.Spuhawn May 11, 2016
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Aaron: Where did you go to school?
Michael: BASIS Independent Brooklyn.
Aaron: Ohhh. That school is full of asshole rich kids, right?
Michael: Yup.
Michael: BASIS Independent Brooklyn.
Aaron: Ohhh. That school is full of asshole rich kids, right?
Michael: Yup.
by Empathising June 30, 2020
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This term has two meanings:
(1) Anal sex
(2) A threesome with 2 males and one female
The term comes from bowling, where Brooklyn Side refers to spinning the ball so it hits the opposite side of the rack of pins from that which one would ordinarily strike.
(1) Anal sex
(2) A threesome with 2 males and one female
The term comes from bowling, where Brooklyn Side refers to spinning the ball so it hits the opposite side of the rack of pins from that which one would ordinarily strike.
"Not only did I hit that last night, I hit it Brooklyn Side."
"Becky and I had a threesome, and this time we did it with her best female friend, so it wasn't even Brooklyn Side!"
"Becky and I had a threesome, and this time we did it with her best female friend, so it wasn't even Brooklyn Side!"
by Dean Vesuvio January 12, 2009
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Jermahl: hey Ryan it is dark in here, have you seen my maglite?
Ryan: hold on let me pull my pants down and I will break out with the "Old Brooklyn Lantern"
Ryan: hold on let me pull my pants down and I will break out with the "Old Brooklyn Lantern"
by lds70 May 13, 2013
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by Phantom1457 August 28, 2019
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by Satan_del_rey March 15, 2018
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