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Blownytail

A hairstyle for medium or long hair, generally worn by women. This hairstyle is characterized by the hair being gathered together somewhere on the parietal region of the scalp.

The name, "blownytail," is a reference to two things:

A.) another hairstyle, the ponytail, in which the hair is gathered together on the occipital region of the scalp.

B.) a sexual act, the blowjob, images of which are often evoked by the blownytail.

The degree of the effect described in "B" increases as the distance between the blownytail and the occipital region increases: blownytails worn on the top of the head do a better job evoking images of blowjobs than blownytails that are worn on the back of the head.
"Karen gave a very informative presentation, but I couldn't pay attention because I kept picturing that blownytail of hers bouncing around above my lap. It might have been a better idea to go with a ponytail in a professional setting."
by Blownytail January 28, 2012
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Fronytail

Curly hair or an afro that is long enough to be pulled back into a ponytail like style.
"Yo, have you seen Joakim Noah's Fronytail?"
"Yeah, it's pretty cool."
by Oh_HeyDre December 8, 2014
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bunnytail

I was hitting this bitch from the back, and look down to see a big big fat bunnytail.
by digerati December 5, 2003
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Brony Tail

A pony tail made from the lower back hair of a brony.
Stephan braided his Brony Tail before going to the new club, The Purple Dragon.
by CometOps April 8, 2013
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Bunnytailing

The act of wanting to fuck a woman with another man's dick.
I often find myself bunnytailing about J-Lo in the back of the tour bus.
by Reverend Holden McGroin August 25, 2010
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Brontalfutt

Normally found on extremely obese men/women. It is when the appearance of the enlarged buttocks migrate to the frontal area of the lower abdomen.
Look at that fucking brontalfutt on that fat bitch. It makes her pants stick out!!
by Pat Curran September 26, 2005
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Bonetail

(n) the nickname you give your significant other when they have tailbone thats a little longer than normal.
I love my bonetail!
by BooBear?Mofucka August 23, 2009
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