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Bronson

Synonymous with "motor boating". It's when a man places his face between the breasts of a well endowed woman, moves his head side to side while yelling.
Only a bad motherfucker could get away with giving that bitch a Bronson.
by ThatDudeThatLikesTitties June 18, 2016
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Bronson

1. Insult, generally an idiot

2. A person of shitty intelligence and/or judgment.

3. One whose head has been fucked with repeatedly by a person, place, thing, or idea.
John is a stupid, hotdogging bronson.

When Bronson tried to emulate his friend, he found it would not work.

Look at that loser over there. What a bronson.
by TheUrbanLinguist May 4, 2008
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Bronson

Bronson is the act of a male placing his face between the particularly large breasts of a woman, blowing loudly while moving his head side to side. Also known as a "motorboat".
Can you believe AnneMarie let me Bronson her gigantic fucking titties?
by ThatDudeThatLikesTitties June 19, 2016
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Bronson

A slang word for a reference to a friend. Typically used as a substitute for "bro," "dude" or "buddy." Different suffixes can be added to keep the vocab fresh. (i.e. bronsosaurus, bronsosaurus rex, bronsopotamus, etc.)
Yo bronson, what's going on?

Sup bronsosaur, what's on the agenda for tonight?
by jigstar28 August 25, 2009
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Bronson

A synonym for "beer." It is used interchangably with "brewdog" inter alia.
Let's go pound some Bronsons.
by ChuckBronson February 14, 2006
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Bronson

1.Pain in the ass
2. Really cute boy
3. Douche Bag
4. Really really hot!!
5. I'd tap that
6. Totally kissable
7. Big dick
8. Acne face
9. Nice ass
10. Highly perverted
Bronson:*walks over to a hot chick, taps her on shoulder* "hey are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only ten l see"

Hot chick: *turns around* "are you a bank? Because you should leave me a loan. " *turns back around*

Bronson: " ahhh oh damn she's feisty, but that's the way I like ehm!" *grabs hot chicks ass*

Hot chick: "oh you like that bad boy? Well how do you like this!?" * kicks Bronson in balls*

Bronson: *cries on ground. In fetal position, while cupping his balls*

Hot chick: *laughs and walks away with friends*
by Who dat Girl? December 31, 2013
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Bronson

A beer. Usually given to you by one of your bros.
Grab me a bronson out of the fridge.
by KyFace March 4, 2017
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