Noun.
A brofessional is a dude who has devoted himelf fully to bro activities. Obviously this includes beer drinking, watching sports, playing videogames, listening to bro music, hitting on slutty girls.
However, what truly distinguishes the brofessional is that he, upon graduation, finds a job that encourages or accomodates this lifestyle.
For example: Investment Banker, Lacrosse Coach, Client Relations Management, Beer Company Representative, Admissions Officer, College Counselor, Vineyard Vines Employee, Physical Therapist.
A brofessional is a dude who has devoted himelf fully to bro activities. Obviously this includes beer drinking, watching sports, playing videogames, listening to bro music, hitting on slutty girls.
However, what truly distinguishes the brofessional is that he, upon graduation, finds a job that encourages or accomodates this lifestyle.
For example: Investment Banker, Lacrosse Coach, Client Relations Management, Beer Company Representative, Admissions Officer, College Counselor, Vineyard Vines Employee, Physical Therapist.
"Bro, our lacrosse coach is a brofessional. Did you seem him inhale those beers during flip cup last night at ATO?"
"Yeah, dude. He was crushing everyone at Beer Pong too. I think he hooked up with that freshman whore, Maria. I can't believe he's 27."
"Yeah, dude. He was crushing everyone at Beer Pong too. I think he hooked up with that freshman whore, Maria. I can't believe he's 27."
by Luke Brolitz February 5, 2009
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"the guy is like the Donald Trump of Brosness, he asked me and my bro to help him move on saturday, left a note and a key under the matt and said we could have whatever was left in the fridge...the bro wasn't even there.
by Smithers Woodhouse May 11, 2012
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Dude, let's bro out on the xbox. We got so much free time now 'cause of the brocession.
Many working wives are tired of dealing with their husbands stranded at home because of the brocession.
Many working wives are tired of dealing with their husbands stranded at home because of the brocession.
by wutsgood May 19, 2010
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Get the Brofessional mug.Arizona Governor Jan Brewer's nick name. Baroness Bomburs is the villain queen of the land of Vulgaria who orders the imprisonment of all children in the movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Baroness Bomburs (aka Gov Jan Brewer) considers a bill that would require schools to report undocumented children. The children will then be lured by candy and toys into a wagon by a long nosed man called the Child Catcher (aka Sheriff Joe Arpaio). The children are then indefinitely imprisoned, never to see their parents again.
Baroness Bomburs (aka Gov Jan Brewer) considers a bill that would require schools to report undocumented children. The children will then be lured by candy and toys into a wagon by a long nosed man called the Child Catcher (aka Sheriff Joe Arpaio). The children are then indefinitely imprisoned, never to see their parents again.
Baroness Bomburs approves another bill in Arizona, ensuring her delight in the suffering of Chicanos and their children everywhere.
by Truly Scrumptious May 16, 2010
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by Old Man Jasper November 2, 2011
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