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Bromind

The act of two bro thinking about the same thing at the same time.
Random whore : I hate fake bitchezz who catn spell
Bro 1 and Bro 2 at the same time : Ironic to see that from a fake bitch who cant spell
Bro 1 and Bro 2 at the same time : BROMIND MOFO
by JJackDDaniels March 17, 2012
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Bromancer

One who easily seduces, cajoles, dominates, attracts, and or otherwise holds supranatural sway over the male gender. A Bromancer can be anything from an Alpha Type male that both unwittingly and unerringly commands leadership amongst the males in the room and a Vampy woman whose job it is to do yoga, pilates, and pole dancing 8 hours a day.
The term now used most commonly as sarcastic insult has it's roots in the Medieval Occult Wars between the years of none of your business where two sections of the most ancient Bromany family waged a most deadly blood feud resulting in the Black Plague and the Potato. The two great Bromany families the German Brosteins and the Russian Bromanovs were wiped out leaving the well meaning Polish Bromansky family who promptly left for the New World by paying the Vikings with the secrets of Bromancy and friendship.
Fraternamancy is you trying to be cute with the Latin. No one is impressed with the Latin.
Enchantresses consciously seduce men while the solipsistic science of Bromancy is entirely unconscious.
Saoroise is beloved by all the males for she is an 11th level Bromancer.
by Maulrus July 1, 2016
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bronandered

To be whipped by a member of the opposite sex.
Oh man, that girl almost had me bronandered.
by Mr. Hudak April 26, 2004
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Bromander

A bromander is what you call your slimey brother who reminds you of a salamander. Therefore creating a BRO-MANDER :)
"Yo bromander wassup wanna go get some wasabi?"
by anonymous February 9, 2022
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Brolander

A weird way of saying, "brother from another mother".

Only people who are not actually related to you are referred to this way.

It can also only be used as a direct statement to someone, you can't refer to people like "he's my brolander" or anything like that, and if you do, you're a savage.
Tom Hanks: Yo, will smith, what's up Brolander

Will Smith: Not much just buying more slaves.

Tom Hanks: no way me too!!!
by well done, twat. November 8, 2010
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brominatrix

a sexy woman who can not only hang with the guys, but out-do them in every way. she thinks like a man, acts like a man, drinks like a man, but has lady parts. she doesn't cause drama and if any is started with her, she will put an end to it.
frank: dude, who's the chic over there?!
hamm: oh, that's my brominatrix!
frank: you're so lucky!
by frankystein8666 December 9, 2012
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brommander

A commander of bros. Specifically, the head of a brommando.
Bro, we gotta stop bromaxing at the bromansion. The brommander just called the brommando into action.
by APS23 January 29, 2015
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