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Brotein Recycling

When you and the bros beat off into each others mouths in unison in order to form a delicate equilibrium of protein transference. A group of males can live for hundreds of years if this is executed correctly, with no need for continual sustenance from any outside source.
Bro, let’s begin the process of brotein recycling for the sake of health benefits.
by Bootydick August 7, 2019
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Brotein

Sources of protein that are integral for bros a.k.a juice heads a.k.a men with Ph.Ds in "bro-science". Ex. whey protein, grilled chicken, fish etc.
Paxton: Yo Shaq my roommate Alban just copped a large tub of Gold Standard Whey protein cookies and creme flavor!
Shaq: Damn son, thats some grade A Brotein.
by shaqdiesel006 November 9, 2012
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Bromein

Close friend you consider part of your "group". Term of endearment for a buddy that you often party and cause mischief with.
"you ready to mess shiz up tonight bromein?"

"hellz yea!"
by Clayface July 23, 2009
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brotein shake

A brotastic beverage typically consisting of vanilla protein powder, orange juice, and Smirnoff Ice that is often consumed by a bro after a workout or when chilling at a brodeo.
Bro: Hey brosef, you tryin' to 'cube later?

Chad: Yeah brohan, let's chill right after I lax and have my brotein shake.
by n8pants September 23, 2010
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Broheim

One who is not only a close friend, but who generally excels at life and everything related to it.
"After this weekend, Scott is my fucking broheim. He bailed me out of jail and helped me hide my landlord's body"
by Ian Woods November 6, 2006
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Broheita

A girl who is bro-like. A close friend or sister. Used as a greeting or reference to someone great and special.
Broheita, SCHNAPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSS!

This is my broheita. Wingwoman extraordinarre.

Yeah, she is hot and she is my broheita.

Carmen.
by menpoo August 22, 2011
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Brotein

A word used to describe a scenario where one bro helps another bro mix a protein shake in which the other bro otherwise could not mix himself
Two bro's are racing down the highway at 120 km/h... windows down. The bro driving asks the other bro to mix him some pro and the bro sitting shotgun generously obliges, concerned that his bro may be becoming catabolic. The two bro's share a brotein moment in which they each dummy at least a 30g serving of protein
by Hickerr September 4, 2011
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