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Soaking the Broccoli

When getting into a hot bath, it is the slow and arguous process of descending both your penis and testicles into the water.
I was soaking the broccoli last night and it was quite intense.

The bath was too hot for me to soak the broccoli.

Shrinkage and tingling are common side effects of soaking the broccoli.
by Brian Petz February 24, 2006
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Spicy Broccoli

1.Slang for marijuana. Most people don't know of cannabis by this name, making it great when discussing pot around non-smokers and other people that could be offended by drug use.

2.Used by many Oregon natives as the word of choice for weed. If questioned about this word, you can just say you are sharing a recipe for some culinary delight.

3.Soon to be one of the most used word on the for marijuana on the street.
"Yo Joe, you want to go grab a bowl of Spicy Broccoli?"
"Sure man! That dank we smoked last time was the bomb!"

Sitting at home with your parents in the room, older brother walks in,

Brother: "hey man, you "eat" up all my Spicy Broccoli???
You:"No bro, but we can go to the store and get more later!"
Mom: "What is Spicy Broccoli?"
You: "Its only the best way to make broccoli! The store down the street might have some"
Mom: "oh, I'll have to try that!"
You: "Nah, I don't think you'll like it ma...."
by yhectank January 20, 2011
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Broccoli Boy

An over obsessed fan boy of all might, got to obsessed and consumed his idol. Now he has his powers and goes to school and acts like that did not happen.
Person 1: who tf is broccoli boy?

Person 2: Broccoli boy took the name he was bullied with and made that his hero name. His hero name now means useless person.
by Galaxy Terror February 15, 2021
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Broccoli Cheddar

Good weed; danks; chronic.
As opposed to "broccoli," meaning mids/regs
Person 1 walks through the door.
Person 2: "What is that wonderful aroma?"
Person 1: "I just picked up some of that broccoli cheddar."
Person 2: "Nice, I've been smoking broccoli all day and I have a huge headache."
Person 1: "One hit of this broccoli cheddar and you will feel great."
by Jo$eph September 23, 2010
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broccoli

another slang word for weed, pot and/or marijuana
i'm smoking up my broccoli
by rymaxam October 26, 2017
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broccoli headed fuck

Typically coming from the zoomer generation, a broccoli headed fuck is a type of zoomer who’s haircut resembles the top of a stalk of broccoli. Broccoli headed fucks typically travel in packs which can be easily seen from afar due to:

The cloud of vape smoke the emit as they all suck each others Juules

Screaming their zoomer catch phrases that have somehow become the cool thing to say despite being more retarded than 1000 years of incest such as straight bussin, on god, no cap, that’s mid, fire or lit, dead ass, cheugy, GYAT, ONG, sneaky link, vibe check, or sus

Filming TikToks in public spaces while being a massive inconvenience to non broccoli headed fucks such as in gyms, hallways, at the top/bottom of a set of stairs, or in the street.

All wearing red, white, or black outfits from True Religion or Supreme.

Blasting shitty mumble rap that is basically sexually assaulting everyone’s ears
I was trying to go to the gym earlier but my gym has a pandemic of broccoli headed fucks filming themselves dancing to mumble rap everywhere.
by Sugg Madic June 28, 2023
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Broccoli Steam Pouch

The act of placing hot, sweaty, hairy, testicles on the forehead of an unwilling participant.
I was playing dodgeball all day outside in the hot sun and then I gave my girlfriend a Broccoli Steam Pouch.
by Dirk L January 9, 2009
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