Broccoli

The interim stage between seeing someone and being a gf/bf.

She ain’t some hoe, she’s my broccoli

by Ms_lee November 1, 2020

broccoli

that friends mum that always makes us eat broccoli

EAT YOUR BROCCOLI

by amberpoop November 20, 2020

Broccoli

An Australian $100 dollar note.

Kid: Cool! I got a broccoli for my birthday!
Bully: Ha, You got a bad present.
Kid: I mean a 100 dollar note you stupid idiot.

by Chieffirefigher November 29, 2020

Broccoli

WHY WERE YOU LOOKING UP BROCCOLI HOW BORED ARE YOU

I hate broccoli

by Commander Cat August 20, 2023

Broccoli

Term used mostly by online gamers to express their skill in a videogame.

*Gamer gets a headshot*
Gamer: Oooooh call me broccoli, CAUSE IM NASTY!

by Try to Catch me May 19, 2008

Broccoli

One who is constantly making people do things they don't want to do.

Billy: "Really officer he made me do it! He's a broccoli!"
Officer: "I see"

by grizzlychicken November 15, 2004

broccoli

drunk and stoned to the point of no return. Signs of someone being broccoli is crawling on their hands and knees trying to get to the nearest bed, or staying close to the floor just trying to breathe. Do not disturb or attempt to talk to someone who is broccoli, just let them go. At this point,sexof any kind is totally out of the question.

I knew we shouldn't have smoked that joint after the bar. Look at Linda now....she is just broccoli!!

by the_trapper August 16, 2006