Bradford

A northern town full of pakis, chavs, real men, hard bastards, murders and frequent riots.

Not to be fucked with.

Southerner: Where are you from?
Bradfordian: Bradford, mate.
Southerner: Ouch, I hear it's rough up there. If I were to venture into that particular area, I'd need to take my mummy for company.
Bradfordian: Fuck off, you soft southern cunt.

by Chris Carrion July 3, 2008

the bradford

When one man creates the suction on another man anus. Usually in gay intercourse.

I want to perform the bradford on you

by Urface November 25, 2013

Bradford, Ontario

A small town in southern Ontario that is constantly undergoing unnecessary construction that makes the un-renovated side of town look like shit.

Bradford, though only containing a very, very tiny town-like area, has a lot of land that includes randomly placed suburbs.

This town is mainly full of obnoxious, trolling teens , Mexicans , and ladies with too much spare time on their hands.

Bradford culture is a desperate attempt at being King, and the popular citizens are constantly trying to rule Bradford with its Pot-Head Power.

Trucker: Hey baby, wanna come back to my apartment?
Girl: Did you see that guy? He looked like he was from Bradford, Ontario. :|

by hhaaiilleeyy June 2, 2011

Broadsword

a man's penis, either large or used with authority, as if it were a medieval broadsword.

Don't even trip, girl, you know I swing that broadsword.

by C-Smith November 3, 2005

Bradford Basil

Bradford Basil is a slang term for marijuana made or sold in Bradford.

Me - "Is that some Bradford Basil?"
My mate "Yeah this some authentic Bradford shit"

by The_Pink_Panther January 18, 2020

michael bradford

One of the baddest mother effers on this planet with awesome computer hacking skills and steak bbq-ing skills who is also buff and a fast witted jokester . Only one who surpasses him is his older brother only because his beard rivals those of Greek gods! Many have tried to accomplish his beard growing abilities but have failed miserably and end up committing suicide because of it and can no longer face the upset looks on friends and families faces due to the lack of beardability.

Dang did you see that guy lift that couch , while grilling up that steak and hacking the FBI at the same time? Yeah that’s definitely a Michael Bradford move right there!

by Biglor May 9, 2021

Bradford

Literally the most dangerous fucking city in the whole of the UK. Never come here if you don't want to get stabbed. Full of chavs, Bradford Brothers and drug dealers/addicts

Bob: Am going to Bradford in me holidays
Gav: Fuckin ell mate make sure you come back alive

by NurseryBlad123 February 5, 2019