The nationality name for a person from the united kingdom. It's also a language in its own right because they use words to represent meanings, words like bird, tart, claret, filth, bloody, etc etc etc.
by Dave January 15, 2004
i wish i was british...
by postmodern x August 04, 2005
what i am, britain is the greatest island on earth, england, scotland and ireland are the greatest countries on earth, we must however apologise for wales, something went badly wrong., we have outstanding natural beauty, there is nothing better than looking out of my bedroom window in the moring and seeing the beautiful english countryside, i am grateful everyday that i am british, we have a queen, we have several great sports teams (manchester united, liverpool, chelsea, arsenal, england cricket football and rugby teams etc) we have produced some of the greatest minds in history (newton etc) we have produced shakespere, chauser and of course we have some of the most stunning females to ever grace Gods green earth, i love being british, i must give a big shout out to all the peoples of the world, it doesn't matter to me if you are british, american, italien, french, iraqi, christian, muslim, hidu, jewish, we are all brothers and sisters and we need to get along.
P.S
we had a bigger empire than the romans aswell.
P.S
we had a bigger empire than the romans aswell.
by british1 May 24, 2006
jack: 'ello mate owr ye doin'?
harry: no'in mucc mate jus' eat'n moi crispity crunchy munchy cracker jack nibbler crack n' pop queens lovely jubly delights, mutt
jack: oi se' ee got dem stroipees twwou moit
harry: ye' ye'moit it costed me fiftoi pounds moit its jus' nor'al bri'ish ponds
british cop: OI OI OI OI OI WHOTS OULL DIS RAMBLINN?
jack: oim jast showin off me nyew stroipees
british cop: OUD YE GE' EM???????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jack: Pounds moit
british cop: oiuyt den' ye av a gud on
harry: no'in mucc mate jus' eat'n moi crispity crunchy munchy cracker jack nibbler crack n' pop queens lovely jubly delights, mutt
jack: oi se' ee got dem stroipees twwou moit
harry: ye' ye'moit it costed me fiftoi pounds moit its jus' nor'al bri'ish ponds
british cop: OI OI OI OI OI WHOTS OULL DIS RAMBLINN?
jack: oim jast showin off me nyew stroipees
british cop: OUD YE GE' EM???????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jack: Pounds moit
british cop: oiuyt den' ye av a gud on
by gauxapen March 25, 2021
Britain, (England, Scotland, Wales, NORTHERN Ireland)
I'm British, from England, near Manchester (yes, Manchester United)
England is an amazing place, people have GOOD dental hygiene, the most BLOODY BRILLIANT music (youtube house music and most of all dupstep, fucking loveee it, in fact if you're american google BBC Radio 1 and listen to it, it ROCKS), probably the best literature (come on, Shakespeare and JK Rowling?), the BEST drink in the world (tea of course, very good with some yummy biscuits), i we swear alot also, heads up ;)
Americans reading this, i HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO LIVE IN AMERICA. i have always loved your 'who gives a fuck' attitude, i have some friends that live in New York and they are some of the best people i know!! we aren't nice, friendly, respectful people that can take the piss out of ourselves and have such a sly sense of humour that most americans won't understand! (not calling you thick/stupid at all)
(okay we complain 25/8 about anything e.g. weather, teenagers, money, banks, clothes, schools, david cameron (prime minister), news, other people etc.)
I LOVE where i live, but i also LOVE America, i'm happy that our countries have such close relations, how much we have to offer each other, and the people that live in these places.
Seriously though, look up Dupstep (UKF stuff is good) and House, that music is probably the best thing since sliced bread. BBC Radio 1 play it aaaaaaaall the time.
BRITISH AND AMERICANS, I LOVE YOU. ALOT
I'm British, from England, near Manchester (yes, Manchester United)
England is an amazing place, people have GOOD dental hygiene, the most BLOODY BRILLIANT music (youtube house music and most of all dupstep, fucking loveee it, in fact if you're american google BBC Radio 1 and listen to it, it ROCKS), probably the best literature (come on, Shakespeare and JK Rowling?), the BEST drink in the world (tea of course, very good with some yummy biscuits), i we swear alot also, heads up ;)
Americans reading this, i HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO LIVE IN AMERICA. i have always loved your 'who gives a fuck' attitude, i have some friends that live in New York and they are some of the best people i know!! we aren't nice, friendly, respectful people that can take the piss out of ourselves and have such a sly sense of humour that most americans won't understand! (not calling you thick/stupid at all)
(okay we complain 25/8 about anything e.g. weather, teenagers, money, banks, clothes, schools, david cameron (prime minister), news, other people etc.)
I LOVE where i live, but i also LOVE America, i'm happy that our countries have such close relations, how much we have to offer each other, and the people that live in these places.
Seriously though, look up Dupstep (UKF stuff is good) and House, that music is probably the best thing since sliced bread. BBC Radio 1 play it aaaaaaaall the time.
BRITISH AND AMERICANS, I LOVE YOU. ALOT
British people aren't stuck up wankers with bad teeth just as much as American people are fat ignorant twats!
by dubstep1995 February 24, 2011
Nice people who live in a country with a good history and nice nature, they don't live in average American houses, the average family lives in a small house. But that's usually very normal. American cartoons often mistake the British for highly boring people who were tuxedos and fancy outfits with a bowler hat or a top hat which always speak unusually from the past. The British capital city is London.
British: Hey, nice to meet you.
American: What the hell?! WHERE'S YOUR FANCY-PANTS OUTFIT AND ACCENT?! FUCKING HELL!
American: What the hell?! WHERE'S YOUR FANCY-PANTS OUTFIT AND ACCENT?! FUCKING HELL!
by Nooboob January 03, 2010
Someone who is so proud of themselves, they fuck up their country. Including, they happen to be the most selfish humans, be careful.
by Don't-Assume-Before-Me February 17, 2016