bristol stool chart

A classification of poo into 7 different categories...
It was developed by K W Heaton at the University of Bristol.

The types of poos (1-7) on the chart go from hard stools, and hard to pass (constipation), to watery stools and easy to pass (diarrhea).

I have a Bristol Stool chart in my shitter so I can see what kind of stool I passed!! today was a type 7!! very urgent and I needed to go and it was like a water fountain!!

by castanza January 2, 2009

Brittyn

Old english word that means "peace and beauty". Around 1100 AD, scholars would write they were "waiting for Brittyn" who was an Irish goddess known to be able to cast a spell of peace. She would through her golden locks from side to side and chant "Be my Bouder", which meant one who makes me feel safe and well. Warring tribes would then set down there arms in peace. Some think her name was the inspiration for naming the country Briton as she was so widely held as a powerful visionary.

By the power of Brittyn I'll beg you not to cross that line!

Aye the brittyn be holding back the tides of war.

by Carl Brooks, Phd. October 26, 2005

bristol pistol

Ejactulating over a womens breasts or Bristols.

Example:

I gave her the bristol pistol

by The Spike February 22, 2007

Briseyda

A generous sweet lovely girl who stays true and is always willing to put a smile on anyones face, especially those she cares about. She's the type of girl to put in her all and keep promises. She has great taste in music, she's always there, she's very friendly and trustworthy. She's also polite and innocent in public but an absolute freak in bed.

Who's that?

Oh, that's Briseyda.
She looks stuck up.
What? No way, she's the complete opposite!

by heyheyinfinitive June 16, 2014

boisty

abbreviation for boisterous meaning bouncy, excited, disorderly, loud, or rambunctious. usually used to make others angry when they don't understand what you are saying.

skye and andra were so boisty at that party.

by sandrawithoutthes. January 4, 2008

Britty Bop

The most ballin person you will ever meet

Check out that Britty Bop!

by Libra7 November 16, 2010

bristol

bristol is a city in the southwest of England and the home of ket and raves. Most people go there to get smashed on a Saturday night. They have some of the best festivals, clubs and raves and the people are pretty chill too. You'll most likely find teens skating and smoking weed and uni students dressing poor.

"mate I wanna get pissed"
"lets head to bristol"

by dannydevitoslefttoe May 8, 2020