Russian Brisket

An alcoholic drink comprised of cheap vodka and bbq sauce -the cheaper the better

Joey was so drunk after we got Domino's that he walked in the music shop next door and did a Russian Brisket before being asked to leave.

by Russianbrisketman February 8, 2020

Rutland Brisket

A well appointed and proportioned gentleman's appendage.

Tony smashed in her back doors in with his Rutland Brisket

by Discofingers February 15, 2021

Trimming the brisket

Verb: masturbate

Ryan, where you been?
Dude, I’ve been trimming the brisket.

I’m bored. I guess I’ll trim the brisket.

by Kayteebug May 31, 2019

Brisket

A fine, tall, thick, good looking dark man that you just want to eat up. A sexy piece of meat.

Oh my god yum. Look at him, it's Brisket...

by KarlawithaK October 17, 2011

clit-brisket

The heinous act of engaging in rambunctious foreplay and rubbing your partner’s clitoris between your front teeth.

Yo, dig it clown. I saw a straight villainous picture of Jessica Simpson and wanted to give her a clit-brisket.

by I-C September 2, 2006

Putting My Brisket in Her Basket

Fucking, banging

P-Phat: What are you doing tonight?

MOCO: I'm Putting My Brisket in Her Basket!

P-Phat: Yeah yeah!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Bristol Brisket

Bristol Brisket is a piece of cooked meat that's been pissed on, thrown in the Bristol Channel, fished out and given to your mate. Ideally, left on their doorstep.

'Mate, I got you Bristol Brisket for later yeah."

Or

"I've left Steve an old Bristol Brisket the scammy cunt. Bet he'll love that."

by KiiKiiKiwi February 1, 2022