Definitions by KiiKiiKiwi

Bristol Brisket 

Bristol Brisket is a piece of cooked meat that's been pissed on, thrown in the Bristol Channel, fished out and given to your mate. Ideally, left on their doorstep.

'Mate, I got you Bristol Brisket for later yeah."

Or

"I've left Steve an old Bristol Brisket the scammy cunt. Bet he'll love that."

Bristol Brisket by KiiKiiKiwi February 1, 2022