butt brisket

A term used to define a particularly large and/or volatile bowel movement. Butt briskets are almost always preceded by several minutes or even hours of intestinal noises. Sometimes the butt brisket is so large that you can actually feel it as it move through your intestines.

When the butt brisket reaches your rectum, it causes the feeling that you are about to uncontrollably shit your pants and forces you to find the nearest toilet, coffee can, bush, etc.

Butt briskets often come out in the form of explosive diarrhea and are sometimes accompanied by jalepeno asshole.

NOTE: not to be confused with butt biscuit

I got a big ol' beefy butt brisket brewing.

by EricTheRed November 21, 2004

brum brisket

When an African American male mispronounces the words "burned brisket,".

Nigga 1: Sup B what up
Nigga 2: Shut up bruh you be looking like a brum brisket

by ZSHEIfrzesg February 23, 2017

Brisket Fart

Loud, beefy flatulence. May have a slight sound of wet.

I just dropped a brisket fart in the cafeteria line. Check em out down wind.

by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2018

BBQ Brisket

When one sandwiches their penis between both palms and inserts it inside the anus of another.

"Oh man he gave her the BBQ Brisket. "
" I'd BBQ Brisket her all night "

by AnonMinotaur May 31, 2017

brisket basket

Brisket Basket is a person's downstairs area aka the jewel box aka the treasure box

He will never get into my brisket basket.

by LittleTwinkle34 March 16, 2016

Russian Brisket

An alcoholic drink comprised of cheap vodka and bbq sauce -the cheaper the better

Joey was so drunk after we got Domino's that he walked in the music shop next door and did a Russian Brisket before being asked to leave.

by Russianbrisketman February 8, 2020

Trimming the brisket

Verb: masturbate

Ryan, where you been?
Dude, I’ve been trimming the brisket.

I’m bored. I guess I’ll trim the brisket.

by Kayteebug June 1, 2019