Beantard

Extremely disabled Mexican uncapable of being sophisticated and educated

Border patrol:look at them god damn beantards tryin to cross the river with water wings

by Johnny bojangles October 8, 2009

Brainard

The term used for an idiot in political office. He believes Roundabouts are amazing, but they just kill Mexicans. He has a secret love orgy group with Evan Lurie, Jeff Worrell, and Woody Rider. He went to New York in 2011 to have a union with Ron Carter.

THAT DAMN BRAINARD IS SPENDING OUR MONEY ON ANOTHER STATUE...

by MS4C February 8, 2013

breaktarded

The act of suggesting a delicious breakfast hang over cure, typically served post-breakfast time, consisting of bizarre ingredients and usually ends in repulsion and revulsion. Sometimes ends friendships. May result in anal vomiting.

Jane: 'So guys, how do you like my hangover cure?'

White Thunder: 'Peanut butter, egg, and cheese on toast was totally breaktarded. Get out.'

by The Breaktarded Club October 16, 2011

Biastard

A Bitch and a Bastard together.

Kaden is a ButtHurt Biastard

by Pacman025 April 21, 2018

brietard

A brietard is a person so cushioned by the financial success and high life of his/her family, that he/she has never had to work or think for him/herself, and therefore, has an underdeleveloped understanding of the "real world".

The children of tycoons are often brietards.

Etymology: from "retard" - derogatory, a developmentally delayed person; and "brie" - soft white cheese, covered in a mouldy rind, favoured at wine and cheese parties and garden parties in snooty communities.

That Paris Hilton is such a brietard.

by basilmunroe October 6, 2006

Bantard

Someone who has been banned from the runescapecommunity forums.

Cheeseisgod is a bantard

by stupididioticgoddamthing October 10, 2005

Britarded

When someone acts stupid and basically sounds just like Brianne after drinking Lemonade with wayyy too much sugar in it.

1) Wow, you're britarded.
2) That was one of the most britarded things you have ever done.
3) She's the slut...boooonnngggg.
4) Damn I really want a bagel.

by Kershaw July 5, 2004