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Pussy Beggar

Guys who have no clue and no real concept on how to get a girls interest. They spend most of their time on facebook posting lame messages on girl’s walls/ photos in a desperate attempt to get laid. Some women MAY find this entertaining but 9 times out of 10 that’s all they find it...entertaining.

Sounding like a lame ass geek on a girl’s facebook page WILL NOT increase your chances of getting laid, in fact you have probably decreased your chance.

A pussy beggar can also be spotted as the guy who has a lack of male friends. Do not be fooled into thinking that they are some sort of Romeo and are getting laid. In fact they are classed as the ‘gay best friend’ by each and every female friend he has.

In addition to this, a pussy beggar can be identified as the guy who flops on his friends when a girl calls him and says she wants to link. He’s the guy who picks up the girl from the other side of London and drops her home just so he can say he gave her a lift. What he doesn’t know is that whilst he was staying up awake driving, she was on her blackberry bbming some next guy who is gonna fuck her brains out once she’s back at her yard. Finally, he is the guy who snitches on his friends who have more than one girl on the go and is jealous due to the lack of pussy he is getting.

Furthermore, if you are aware of any pussy beggars in your circle of friends please tell him to change his ways as he is an embarrassment to every man on the planet.
Look at that Pussy Beggar over there

That guy begs pussy RAWLY
by Nikhlr October 14, 2009
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corporate beggar

1) Any person hired by large organizations, foundations, corporations, think-tanks, non-profits, etc... to collect money for seemingly benign purposes. 2)Any person paid by any interest group, corporation, foundation, conglomerate, etc... to collect signatures for State Initiatives for seemingly benign legislation that in actuality only benefit said interest group. 3) Any politician seeking re-election.
1)Man, I was mobbed by some chem co. corporate beggars on my way lunch, I f@#% up and made eye contact with one- he wouldn't shutup about the terrorism resulting from the new plastic bag tax, waving some initiative in my face to repeal the tax.
by J Pickwick September 26, 2010
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Back Door Braggart

n. A person who states a problem that they have with the express intention of letting everyone know how awesome they think they are, revealing their douche baggery to all.

v. Back Door Bragging: The act of expressing a false statement in order to set up the conversation to prove how (seemingly) fantastic the subject finds themselves.

effect: typically leads to eye rolls and general annoyance with subject.
Sarah: Lets go check out the new mall!

Lisa: Oh I hate clothes shopping anymore. Since I've been working out I can never find anything that fits because my waist is too tiny and my tits are too big. Life is so unfair!

Sarah: You're such a back door braggart, Lisa. Go fuck yourself.
by Jescati August 14, 2010
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Urban-Beggar

A person who puts a person name with a biased opinion on Urban Dictionary.
Wow this guy is suggesting the word "Crystal" with the definition as "Anyone named Crystal is un-sexy and a cheater." What a Urban-beggar
by Robberryan November 5, 2016
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choosing beggar

A typical choosing beggar wants things that are decently expensive, and good quality, for astonishingly low prices. The "choosing beggar" title, originated from Reddit, under a subreddit called r/choosingbeggars. When choosing beggars don't get their ways, they often start cussing and threatening the person trying to sell them the item. A karen is often a choosing beggar.
Salesperson - I had a choosing beggar try to get a 3-month-old MacBook from me for 30 dollars and some essential oils!

Friend - Dude WTF? Those peeps are insane, man.
by nutella_14 May 20, 2019
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Eggy Beggar

A person/personality that deserves to be egged.

This task is usually completed by a person throwing an egg from a moving vehicle at the "Eggy Beggar" in conjunction with all persons in the "Drive-By" vehicle gleefully shouting "Eggy Beggar!"
by DMcF October 22, 2009
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bell beggar

A person perched in front of the store, ringing a bell to get money. This is typically done during the holidays.
Me: Just walk by slowly without saying a word.
Friend: Why?
Me: That bell beggar wants your money, thats why!
by Yet Another Person December 16, 2013
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