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Anal breathing

the act of opening up ones sphincter and pushing and pulling air in and out of your anus.
It is good to practice anal breathing so you dont suffer from massive hemorrhoids
Anal breathing by chuck/norris December 9, 2012

keep breathing 

An expression of encouragement that means as long as you are alive, things can get better. The trick is to keep breathing.
"Sometimes it feels like there isn't a light at the end of the tunnel and I can't go on."

"Keep breathing." :)
keep breathing by MalikAlbe910 April 27, 2013

lost sight still breathing 

When one takes such a large dump, one end vanishes down the tube, while the other end is still poking out of the water.

Usually the result of or not dumping for 3 to 4 days.
While spending a three day weekend camping, the outhouse was too repulsive to even go near. When Jay got home, he hadn't dumped in 4 days and it was so big, one end vanished down the tube while the other end was still hanging out of the water. Resulting in his first lost sight still breathing dump of the month.

Breachfinger 

A poop stained finger, usually the index, gotten accidentally when toilet paper tears while wiping.
When the last scrap of toilet paper tore during my wiping, I received a seriously smelly case of breachfinger.
Breachfinger by bellyonyoback March 18, 2008

breathing antler 

slang term for a cig or anything that you can smoke
John Balls fell down three steps but still had his breathing antler in hand, nice!!!
breathing antler by Bobby Bucher January 4, 2010

breathing down your neck 

someone annoying you to complete a task
When you're an hour away from the deadline for that spreadsheet of "value-adding actionable items" and your boss is breathing down your neck