1. Performance of or skill in performing magic or conjuring tricks with the breasts; sleight of hand.
2. To use one's breasts, cleavage, or nipples to distract or disorient others in an act of deceitful cleverness.
2. To use one's breasts, cleavage, or nipples to distract or disorient others in an act of deceitful cleverness.
1. She used breastidigitation to pull a rabbit out of her bra.
2. She used breastidigitation to get out of a speeding ticket.
2. She used breastidigitation to get out of a speeding ticket.
by caving311 September 28, 2009
Get the breastidigitation mug.To be blinded by a woman's shortcomings, such as lack of personality, intelligence, or attractiveness because of the size and/or presentation of the woman's breasts.
"Why is he seeing Jill? She is as dumb as rock and she has a hideous laugh."
"I don't know. I think he's just breastmatized by her double-Ds."
"I don't know. I think he's just breastmatized by her double-Ds."
by Lori Wildrick September 7, 2007
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by Ants July 18, 2003
Get the breastaurant mug.The process that occurs when a flat-chested girl you once knew later blossoms into a large natural breasted woman.
Chris: Hey, you remember Amanda from middle school?
Gregg: You mean, the flat-chested one?
Chris: Yea, look at her now.
Gregg: Damn! She must've went through a breastamorphosis.
Gregg: You mean, the flat-chested one?
Chris: Yea, look at her now.
Gregg: Damn! She must've went through a breastamorphosis.
by GTab July 25, 2008
Get the breastamorphosis mug.The rarest bird in the world very similar to the bald eagle and is commonly found in between a females legs.
by TheAbuser January 27, 2010
Get the Pink Breasted Cock Gobbler mug.A male-oriented restaurant where the servers' bodacious, natural cleavage is never on the menu--but always in voluminous supply. Daisy Dukes in various forms (denim, khaki, Lycra) function to round out the servers' assets.
Openly admiring these women is an unspoken, but completely sanctioned, activity by all parties involved: owners, managers, servers, and patrons.
(With apologies to Yoda), "The force of booblevision is strong yes?"
Breastaurants are in a class by themselves. They are certainly above the mainstream in terms of atmosphere, but will never be considered fine dining by pretentious elitists who value "ambiance" (pronounced OM-bee-ahnse) over ample portions of, well... everything.
Breastaurant atmosphere is both fun and titillating. It gives new meaning to the phrase: "Let's head to the mountains!" Likewise, the food is a carnivore's delight.
As such, breastaurants send out a vibe that wards off feminists, vegans, and queer men in a TWO block radius.
See also: brestaurant, breastraunt.
Openly admiring these women is an unspoken, but completely sanctioned, activity by all parties involved: owners, managers, servers, and patrons.
(With apologies to Yoda), "The force of booblevision is strong yes?"
Breastaurants are in a class by themselves. They are certainly above the mainstream in terms of atmosphere, but will never be considered fine dining by pretentious elitists who value "ambiance" (pronounced OM-bee-ahnse) over ample portions of, well... everything.
Breastaurant atmosphere is both fun and titillating. It gives new meaning to the phrase: "Let's head to the mountains!" Likewise, the food is a carnivore's delight.
As such, breastaurants send out a vibe that wards off feminists, vegans, and queer men in a TWO block radius.
See also: brestaurant, breastraunt.
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The Metroplex area really has it going on when it comes to breastaurant selection.
Between Twin Peaks, Bone Daddy's and Hooters, one can keep abreast of some of the finest female forms that America has to offer world humanity. Breastaurants should be declared "UNESCO World Heritage" sites.
UNESCO DELEGATE: "I agree! Twins, twins everywhere, it's a bodacious breastacular!
In my country of Crapistan the waitresses all wear BURQAS for Pete's sake! Oy vey."
The Metroplex area really has it going on when it comes to breastaurant selection.
Between Twin Peaks, Bone Daddy's and Hooters, one can keep abreast of some of the finest female forms that America has to offer world humanity. Breastaurants should be declared "UNESCO World Heritage" sites.
UNESCO DELEGATE: "I agree! Twins, twins everywhere, it's a bodacious breastacular!
In my country of Crapistan the waitresses all wear BURQAS for Pete's sake! Oy vey."
by One Stark Reality May 26, 2009
Get the breastaurant mug.A health coniditon in which the glands located in the frontal part of the chest are overly active resutling in extremem boobial perspiration
Dude 1:Did you see the host of so you think you can dance canada?
Dude 2:Who the girl ?
Dude 1:Yea!
Dude 2:what about her?
Dude 1:she had massive Breastpirationitis
Dude 2:Who the girl ?
Dude 1:Yea!
Dude 2:what about her?
Dude 1:she had massive Breastpirationitis
by payasitoboni August 25, 2009
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