I love Derek. Last night I had sex with him and as usual he wanted me to breast smother him. "Whatever you want babe!"I said,taking off my bra (yes he makes me take off my bra.) and I threw him on the bed. I got on top of him and started kissing him then I said "you ready?" In an angry tone then I gave him a hand job while shoving my breasts in his face "I love these boobs!"said Derek in a muffled voice. It was muffled because i always smother him hard. Then I don't know how but he started licking my boobs. It just felt so nice. I had to scream after a pleasureful 45minutes. "DEREK OH YES YES YES YES YES YES OOOOOOOOO!" He started gently touching my nipples. Then I got up and got in a position that my head was near his HUGE penis and his head was near my pussy. I started sucking and he started to finger my pussy. I was screaming ALL night.
by Person1510 May 20, 2014
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The phenomenon in which a male is unable to see the craziness, bitchiness, or overall blackness of a female's soul because he is courting, dating, or hooking up with her.
Similar to Beer Goggles but instead of being influenced by alcohol, he is blinded by boobs, booty, and/or the anticipation of intimacy.
Similar to Beer Goggles but instead of being influenced by alcohol, he is blinded by boobs, booty, and/or the anticipation of intimacy.
person one: That girl is bitch!
person two: I think she's pretty cool, and I got her number.
person one: Dude, everyone knows she's crazy. Take off your breast specs for a second, you're not seeing straight.
person two: I think she's pretty cool, and I got her number.
person one: Dude, everyone knows she's crazy. Take off your breast specs for a second, you're not seeing straight.
by Mista Peetas March 17, 2013
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Rachel was ragging with Aunt Flo but didn’t want to carry a purse so she was breast smuggling a couple tampons.
My mom is a breast smuggler. She’s always got some gum in there. Want a piece?
My mom is a breast smuggler. She’s always got some gum in there. Want a piece?
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018
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The dimensions or magnitude of a female's breasts. Because breast size is considered important in assessing someone's attractiveness, and because it is sheer impossible to measure, it is the subject of immense speculation by both heterosexual men and women themselves.
For simplicity's sake, we usually talk about bra size. Bra sizes consist of a number, indicating the length of the band, and a letter, indicating the volume of the cups. Most men don't bother about the number and just focus on the letter instead. AA stands for really small breasts, whereas D, DD, E, F, and so forth signify there's a LOT of weight on a girl's shoulders. The letters, however, are misleading, because the cup sizing moves along with band sizing. The volume of 30F boobs is actually the same as those of 34DD or 38C.
That's why practical men have moved on to more natural indicators of size. A handful is one of the most used measurements because it is both personal (your hand size) and universal (we all have hands).
An additional obstacle is the fact that you only seldom get to see someone's naked breasts, and that the true size is obscured by nifty contraptions known as bras. A good push-up bra can get a lady with A cups to show off cleavage, whereas a minimizer bra does the exact opposite for someone who has big breasts.
Another but related concept is breast shape.
The dimensions or magnitude of a female's breasts. Because breast size is considered important in assessing someone's attractiveness, and because it is sheer impossible to measure, it is the subject of immense speculation by both heterosexual men and women themselves.
For simplicity's sake, we usually talk about bra size. Bra sizes consist of a number, indicating the length of the band, and a letter, indicating the volume of the cups. Most men don't bother about the number and just focus on the letter instead. AA stands for really small breasts, whereas D, DD, E, F, and so forth signify there's a LOT of weight on a girl's shoulders. The letters, however, are misleading, because the cup sizing moves along with band sizing. The volume of 30F boobs is actually the same as those of 34DD or 38C.
That's why practical men have moved on to more natural indicators of size. A handful is one of the most used measurements because it is both personal (your hand size) and universal (we all have hands).
An additional obstacle is the fact that you only seldom get to see someone's naked breasts, and that the true size is obscured by nifty contraptions known as bras. A good push-up bra can get a lady with A cups to show off cleavage, whereas a minimizer bra does the exact opposite for someone who has big breasts.
Another but related concept is breast shape.
Sam: "That girl's a ten in my book."
Dimitri: "With her breast size? No way. I like a handful, and that's not even half a handful."
Sam: "Her breast size, what do you mean? I'm pretty sure those are fine B cups."
Dimitri: "Don't be fooled by that bra, Sam."
Sam: "Honestly, though. Nothing wrong with her cute lil bosom."
Dimitri: "With her breast size? No way. I like a handful, and that's not even half a handful."
Sam: "Her breast size, what do you mean? I'm pretty sure those are fine B cups."
Dimitri: "Don't be fooled by that bra, Sam."
Sam: "Honestly, though. Nothing wrong with her cute lil bosom."
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by i am smoke October 6, 2005
Get the Breast Sex mug.n. The act of employing a computer in the practice of ejaculating upon a female's chest after repeatedly trusting one's penis between two boobies. How exactly this works is unclear.
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