Breadphilia

The liking or favoritism for bread and bread like goods

Connors kept smeling the fresh bread because of his breadphilia

by DestructiveLogic October 9, 2021

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baedophile

Someone who is always trying to take someone's significant other.

John quit hitting on my girl! You've always been a baedophile.

by Joquaan February 4, 2015

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The act of molesting a dead bee.

Typically someone capable of coming across a dead bee and deciding to firstly stroke it's fur and then proceed to have thoughts of making a fur coat out of the poor insect.
Jack: Oh look there's a dead bee

Jill: Oh Jack, come and feel how smooth it's fur is....do you think this would make a good coat?

Jack: Stop being a Beedophile!

by Royal Bee Protection Society July 12, 2012

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beardophile

A person either Male or Female and whom has an unhealthy obsession with the facial hair worn by others. A Beardophile will often and sometimes without permission stroke or fondle the facial hair of others without asking for permission. Or the Beardophile may ask to fondle said beard and ignore the response by the bearded person and Fondle the beard anyway.

At the company pick-nick two co-workers are talking and the office Beardophile buts in.

Beardophile: Hey that's a really nice beard you have there.
Bearded person: Yeah, umm, Thanks Beardofile.
Beardophile: Do you mind if I touch it?
Bearded Person: Ummmm, no thanks that's creepy actually.
Beardophile: (Ignoring what Bearded person has said, Beardophile reaches out and fondles the beard anyway)
Bearded Person: (Cheeped out) What are you doing Beardophile?

by Drexx McCloud December 17, 2015

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