Branden

Anyone named Branden is obviously the guy you go to when you are feeling down. He will always be there for you and help you through your toughest times. He is also a really fun person to be around, always making sure he never leaves any of his friends out. Branden is sweet, loving and compassionate towards everyone he knows. If you meet a Branden, be sure to keep him around. He is also really good in bed, but will adapt to whatever you like, and will never force you to do anything you don't like.

Person 1: "Who's that over there?"
Person 2: "I don't know but he is really hot!!"
Person 1: "I bet he's a Branden"

by Knuckles&Knuckles October 12, 2018

Brayden Spradling

Daddy

He is Brayden Spradling

by DaddyWaddyPaddyBaddy March 8, 2021

brayden point

Brayden Point is a great hockey player. He is a big reason Tampa won the stanley cup in 2020

Did you know Tampa Bay won the stanley cup in 2020?
Yeah cause of Brayden Point.

by Whehhe November 27, 2021

bradert

Random kid that’s obsessed with penguins and his cat. He reminds you of Alfredo Linguini. His favorite color is blue, and he’s obsessed with Stephen Harvey. He’s got no game but he gets all the girl. Has the qualities of a serial killer, but he’s the exact opposite.

“Yo I met a guy! He’s attractive, smart, and charming”
“Dude aren’t those serial killer qualities?”
“Yeah, but it’s ok because he’s a total Bradert”

by MotherBeanFern November 30, 2020

braided ass pubes

When you undergo a physically demanding activity that braids your ass pubes.

'After scoring that touchdown, I noticed that I had braided ass pubes.'

by Soccer Fan November 4, 2011

Brayden

Brayden is the name of a quiet boy, but has a huge heart and laughs a ton! Brayden is athletic, but a huge gamer and will do whatever it takes to win his match. He’s humorous, trustworthy, reliable and always there for you! He’d make the perfect best friend and the perfect partner! He has his ups and downs, but won’t let his attitude get in anyone’s way.

Brayden is super cool

by someone who loves her friends March 19, 2018

Braided

a physiological state that occurs when a person has a high level of three different drugs in their system. For example-Alcohol, Cocaine, Marijuana.

I was so braided last night that I stole Jimmy's pet python and tried to use it as a belt, and when that didn't work I tried to eat it while screaming "BEAR GRYLLS AIN'T GOT NOTHIN ON ME."

by DNB215 April 21, 2011