brandonthegodoffunny

He is the best he is smart cool funny chill weird amazing dumb stupid cringey “puppy dog cute” and a lucky kid

Dude I want to be a Brandonthegodoffunny

by Portalz May 8, 2019

brandontan91

A Singaporean term for a fucking asshole who fucks around and spends lots of money on prostitutes and drugs. It is often used as a vulgarity to describe lazy rich boys who have no jobs and spend on their parents' money.

John is a brandontan91 who lives off his parents and spends lots of time and money fucking women

by Mich69 July 1, 2021

brandontan

A Singaporean term for an asshole who spends money fucking prostitutes and bumming away. It is often used as a vulgarity to describe a man who wastes life away and spending money on prostitutes and drugs and has no real job.

John is a useless brandontan who does nothing but fucks women

by Mich69 July 2, 2021

BrandonT

A ship between JT and shitdon, most canon ship known to man kind

“What’s BrandonT?”

“Oh! That one canon ship.”

by basedarmin122 August 22, 2021

Brandist

An individual that despises one or more brands no matter how good it is

Dave is such a brandist, he doesn't buy any of the brands I like.

by JKNT September 5, 2023

Brandist

Characterized by showing prejudice, antagonism, or discrimination to individuals or groups named “Brandon”

The entire company proved to be Brandist.

by Lazyrnth Bureau of Things April 27, 2025

dirty brandpost

When you call for the firemen and they unexpectedly starts doing anal sex with the brandpost

Oh my god, the fire men did a dirty brandpost in the middle of the fire, how dare they !

by Liam Vestman September 20, 2017