brandontan 

A Singaporean term for an asshole who spends money fucking prostitutes and bumming away. It is often used as a vulgarity to describe a man who wastes life away and spending money on prostitutes and drugs and has no real job.

John is a useless brandontan who does nothing but fucks women

brandontan by Mich69 July 2, 2021

BrandontheLover 

The hottest motherfucker you'll see. He cosplayed as Sniper mask AND Chrollo he's so fucking hot. Though, that bitch doesn't clean his mirror right, shit still be looking dirty as hell. But I still love his fine ass.

Person 1: omfg is that BrandontheLover?

Person 2: Omg yes bitch he's so fine

Person 3: Still got a dirty ass mirror though

BrandontheLover by Késhuan April 30, 2021

Brandontistical 

To be as egotistical as Brandon; to brag about their Fortnite skill

Man you are being so Brandontistical lately.

Brandontistical by InfoManOfTruth December 20, 2018

brandonan 

brandonan is the practice of dieting that only consists of eating people named brandon.

"yo are you vegan?"
nah fam i'm brandonan

brandonan by BennyBadBoy September 30, 2020

brandonan 

brandonan is the practice of dieting that only consists of eating people named brandon.

"yo are you vegan?"
nah fam i'm brandonan

brandonan by BennyBadBoy September 30, 2020

Brandoning

The act of having a existential crisis or becoming extremely anxious at the slightest bit of bad news. When Brandoning a person goes from calm to complete madness in mere seconds. They remain in this state for at least the next hour or so.

Guy #1 “Hey guys, I got a 55 percent on the test I’m failing!”

Guy#2 “Calm down dude, your Brandoning real hard right now.”

Guy#1 “My boss didn’t smile at me yesterday, I think I’m getting fired soon!”
Guy#2 “Seriously dude, your Brandoning.”

Brandoning by wynning69 February 11, 2019

brandonawsome 

Leader of the group "CV" on 2b2t.jp. Is incredibly handsome and famous.

ayy i'd fuck brandonawsome in the ass

brandonawsome by brandonawsome May 1, 2021