Blanching

Cumming inside of an elderly woman; leaving a cream pie. Named so due to Blanch from the Golden Girls.

"How was your Thanksgiving?"
"Pretty good; I was blanching my best friend's grandmother."

by JOSakaRome January 2, 2010

branchild

When you eat too much All-Bran and shit a loaf the size of an infant.

Damn, my ass is still sore from giving birth to that branchild this morning.

by daledimmadome July 18, 2017

Branching Tree

When a man or woman(if they are in to that)
inserts a closed fist into a woman's vagina. Once the vagina has been fully penetrated the man or woman slowly opens his/her fist resembling blooming blossoms on a tree in the spring time.

My girlfriend screamed when i introduced her to the branching tree. Maybe it was because i didn't trim my fingernails.

by Dan Schweddy February 24, 2009

Bronching

When someone bounces their fingers off a mans balls

Danny: mmmmm just bronched some sexy man round the back of the chippy, best bronching he's ever had

by chaz_dance August 20, 2011

brunchin

midday lunchin acting a fool in the mid-morning to lunch time

Damn she was lunch brunchin! Look at that mother fuckers he's brunch'd out; too nuts.

by smalia January 20, 2008

Bianchin

1. The office employee who everyone pretends to like.

2. A self-proclaimed sports guru who has never won, or even come close to, winning a sports related wager or pool.

3. Master in the art of looking busy.

"I don't believe the boss hired another Bianchin... this company is doomed.

by brador April 1, 2005

Branching Out

Doing your thing or having a moment

Michael-That’s sooo cool Rachel-Ya I’m branching out bro

by MikeDamiobi4 February 3, 2018