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Turkish Brainfreeze

When a girl is giving you a blow job, after you jizz in her mouth you throw some pepper under her nose. The pepper will make her sneeze and semen will enter her nasal cavity, thus giving her a Turkish Brainfreeze.
Dude 1: Hey man do you have any pepper? Sharon wants to try the Turkish Brainfreeze tonight!
Dude 2: What? Damn Stacy won't even consider the Turkish Brainfreeze! You're so lucky!
by Fleetafoot October 21, 2012
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Brainfart

A spontaneous stupid (Stupid the noun, not stupid the adjective) usually accompanied by loss of train of thought and saying something fantastically stupid without realising it.
"Hey, what are you doing?"
"Hold secondary fire and the screen will change"
"What the hell?
"?? Oh, uhh... brainfart"
by Vor the Mighty March 9, 2004
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brainfartitis

The sudden stop of brain function in an extreme moment of need.
The student suffered from a severe case of brainfartitis during his presentation in Dr. Bradford's class.
by Dr. Dick Stationary November 19, 2011
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New Braunfels

A small conservative town between Austin and San Antonio known for Schlitterbahn, the Guadalupe river and the Comal River. What most people don't know is that the local government is ridiculously corrupt, ignoring the tax payers and focusing on the mass development of low quality suburbs and filling in all green space. There are many videos of significant flooding destroying homes which were knowingly built on floodplains.

The corruption of the school system is wide spreed and includes: The sacrifice of elementary art programs for football stadiums, high turnover of teachers as the administration prefers loyalty over skill, and so on.

The list goes on...
"I think I'll move some place nice, like New Braunfels."

"Ok, have fun burning in a eternal hell!"
by Brandy BandShoe October 27, 2008
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brainrail

To forcibly fuck somebody or something's head so hard that your penis (or some other foreign object) penetrates that somebody or something's brain.
If that parrot doesn't shut up I am totally going to brainrail it.
by Cat Milker August 19, 2011
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Brainiel

Over thinker or over analyses a small situation
Stop being so brainiel (looking too much into something)
by Kyle Michael Bargon October 15, 2020
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Brainal

A synonym for melding in the Mass Effect Universe
We'll brainal ok?
by Sirius Dubstep July 15, 2021
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