brainstorming

one of many business buzzwords taught usually in marketing class. It is a process, in which a group of businessmen who know little about the underlying products or the market, generate ideas that do not follow either rationality, sanity or laws of gravity. Afterwards, based on little research, they discard the seemly infeasible ideas and decide on one that is doomed to failure.

Supervisor: I need you all to come out with some new marketing ideas on our new smartphone

marketing department: after intensive brainstorming we have come out with the following solutions
A. bash our competitor
B. improve our product
C. rap music advertising with a lot of babes


Supervisor: Great! Let's go with C.

by safety inspector December 20, 2008

brainstipation

noun -

a temporary (but varyingly frequent) condition of the brain, often incorrectly referred to as a brain fart (farting implies expulsion, which is the opposite of the occuring situation), in which one is attempting to speak but the thought refuses to move from the bowels of the brain to be expelled by the mouth.

1 - I was attempting to explain what happened to my bff, but had one of those all-too-common instances of brainstipation.

2 - I was trying to do my presentation in front of the class from memory, but had total brainstipation and clusterfucked it.

by uncarvedblock89 July 11, 2010

brainection

when two people simultaneously think of the same thing and it is said by either one of them , the other one can point out the fact that he/she was thinking of the same thing, therefore a brainection has been obtained.

joe - dude we should totally ditch the function and smoke up.
brian- dude ! i was thinking of the same thing!
joe - haha brainection bro!

by whoyourmomwaswithlastnight;) December 25, 2010

brinestone

a stone named after bri :)

i love brinestones!

by eric.teehee March 21, 2021

Brainstorming

To reminisce about a sexual experience so intense, it makes you feel like you have just finished running a marathon.

Just the sight of Antoine has all the ladies brainstorming. However, Lisa is his only Muse because she’s proven Worthy of the “Total Package”.

by Candi Carats July 5, 2022

Brainstream

Brainstream: ber-ayn ster-eem

Brainstream is when the mind has various multiple thoughts that begin to find connections within each, therefore each thought is in conjunction with the other and instead of just separated thoughts, they all began to flow together creating a "stream"

Currently my mind is thinking of birds and how they fly, their wings carry them and use their tail to change directions. Planes fly but they use aerodynamics and their wings have to be at a certain degree inorder to maintain flight, but not everything with wings can fly, ostriches don't fly, but they can run really fast, Usain Bolt is the fastest runner in the world, Bolt is from Jamaica, they have beautiful reggae, Bolts of lightening you see for only a split second, split seconds can determine a winner in races, race cars spelt forwards and backwards is the same, is the opposition of the same, opposite? Asking questions can sometimes be better than receiving answers.

I've just had a 5 minute brainstream that started with birds and ended with a question..

by Abstract Minds October 3, 2011

Brainstream Media

Brainstream Media defines the general worldwide media that's using subliminal messaging, NLP, false narratives and pre-written texts in order to corral you to believe a story that isn't (entirely) true. Often times, you'll find that they dispel information, not by tackling the accusation head on, but by talking "around" it and not actually demonstration a real case. It's a dangerous but convincing method of convincing the general population of something being true (or untrue) when in fact, it's incorrect.

The Brainstream media is reporting that Chris Cornell, Chester Bennington, Kate Spade and Anthony Bourdain all committed suicide.

by MamaBear13 June 9, 2020