braille nipples

The presence of small bumps around the permiter of the arrealar region of the breast.

It affords the opportunity for blind men to experience the wonder that is the arreola.

Stevie Wonder was thankful for the existence of braille nipples so that he may fully appreciate the female physique.

by The President and Co. July 18, 2006

Braille Driving

The art of driving totally by feel.

If someone is reversing out of a driveway and scrapes the whole length of the car along the fence they are said to be 'braille driving'.

Other examples are reversing in to posts or poles - once the driver hits the pole they know to stop.

Braille driving while parallel parking is achieved by running the tyres along the kerb or bumping in to the car behind or in front.

Any sort of driving that involves putting scrapes, dings, dents or bingles on the vehicle is considered to be braille driving.

Anything larger than a scrape, ding, dent or bingle is known as 'Advanced Braille Driving'.

"What are all those dings in your car"?

"I have been practising my braille driving"

by MrsMeat February 20, 2012

braille face

A person with extensive acne.

"One word, braille face: dermotologist"

by Singleweird August 27, 2005

Braille eyebrows

Eyebrows that are too pale and/or sparse to see; they're invisible but they're there.

"He's pretty handsome, but he doesn't have any eyebrows." "He has eyebrows!" "Well, maybe if you touch them. He has Braille eyebrows."

by leshka321 April 29, 2009

Braille astronomer

One who studies heavenly bodies by touch.

I'm am a braille astronomer and I want to touch you.

by superyouper October 31, 2005

Braille Face

A girl you bring home to sport fuck that has such extreme acne a blind person could read her face.

Man 1 - I can't believe you brought home that Braille Face last night.
Man 2 - Give me a break I drank a fifth before we went out last night.

by Porkys PTA August 8, 2010

braille-allel parking

parallel parking your car in a tight spot by bumping into the car in front and/or behind you.

I found an awesome spot on Clark St but I was barely able to fit my car into it. Luckily my dad taught me braille-allel parking.

by Are2Dee2 October 28, 2010