Braid Dyslexic

When you know how to braid but can't for about 5 minutes after trying to braid someone's hair.

Classmate: hey are you sure you know how to braid?
Me: yes, I do, I'm just being braid dyslexic

by LoserBoy2024 October 15, 2023

BRAID EGO

When you get your hair done (cornrows, double barrel twist, butterfly locs etc.) and they’re done well, you’ll probably experience BRAID EGO

Life revolves around you for however long the freshness of your braids last.

frank just got his new twists done,

He’s going to have ridiculous braid ego. His hair looks incredible

by Pastor green leaf II February 9, 2024

Pussy Braid

noun

1. the threads of a females genital hair joined together in to a form similar to a rope

That Pussy Braid is so complex and interwoven it can be used as a sex toy.

In certain cultures throughout time, the woman in a matriarchal society with the biggest Pussy Braid ruled with a hairy bush.

by Bae Poo 69 March 17, 2021

french braid

this was from a sketch on Mad TV:

when a woman puts another woman on a reclining chair, then lifts her ass up over her head, fills her vagina with gray poupon and cocktail wieners, then buries her face up to the *beep* in her *beep* until it's clean, all the while necromancing(?) *beep*

"Now, Carmela cannot give Rosa a french braid."

by theoneandolnyxander August 15, 2009

trail braid

When you lack the skills to ride sections of a particular trail, so you go around technical features and obstacles, creating easier paths that go to the same place.

Stop making trail braids, you amateur. Improve your skill, not the trail.

by bikerag August 25, 2006

french braid

Reference for mad tv episode where you can't say certain things on t.v. - incolving a reclining chair, a couple of girls and grey poupon. If anyone has further info please post it, I gotta know what this shit really is it sounds fucking halarious.

See mad t.v episode aired in Toronto, Ontario on Saturday, April 15 2006. Ex. After work I,m gonna go hame and give my girl a french braid

by Peter. S. April 30, 2006

padawan braid

in the epic movie series star wars jedi apprentice grew 1 sing braid of hair to symbolize their rank as an padawan. once a padawan's training was complete his master or a member of the jedi council would chop it off with their lightsaber symbolizing the completion of his training.

master: your training is complete.
(chops off padawan braid with lightsaber)
Padawan: thank u master

by Ad!X April 8, 2010