“So my friend Ron was over last weekend and we get along even though I’m a Democrat and he’s a Republican. We took some chick home from the bar and gave her a Bipartisan Bowtie if you know what I mean”
by Ron M January 18, 2019
Get the Bipartisan Bowtie mug.The mark of an amazing man. He is brilliant, casual, calm under matters of life and death when most people are yelling at him for answers. These bow-ties increase the intellect and appearance of anyone who wears them 1000-fold. The wearer instantly becomes recognized in the current environment as a man of distinction.
Usually worn by these people: secret agent(s) and the current Doctor Who the 11th Doctor.
As well as Bill Nye and some classy scientists and professor(s) who can actually teach and not just ramble on. That's all.
Usually worn by these people: secret agent(s) and the current Doctor Who the 11th Doctor.
As well as Bill Nye and some classy scientists and professor(s) who can actually teach and not just ramble on. That's all.
That man has a few bowties? Nay, he has a collection! Wait, is he a doctor? Perhaps. But it is known:
If you wear bow ties, you are therefore; indubitably cool.
Example:
"Bow ties are cool!" -The 11th Doctor Matt Smith
"James Bond wears a bow tie. That is why he's awesome. Not because he's a fictional character super-spy created by Ian Fleming in 1953 with the novel Casino Royale currently being played by Daniel Craig." -a lesser known definition
Thank you BBC UK and America. You're forever pretty awesome.
-An American Fan
If you wear bow ties, you are therefore; indubitably cool.
Example:
"Bow ties are cool!" -The 11th Doctor Matt Smith
"James Bond wears a bow tie. That is why he's awesome. Not because he's a fictional character super-spy created by Ian Fleming in 1953 with the novel Casino Royale currently being played by Daniel Craig." -a lesser known definition
Thank you BBC UK and America. You're forever pretty awesome.
-An American Fan
by SuperFanFictionalAccount1963 August 23, 2011
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When one vows and worships the big booty as a religion. Such as practicing booty massages, meditating of perfect booties, and instead of shaving head they get big booty enlargements.
-Lily: Hey whats up christian!?
-Christian: Oh nothin much just got done meditating.
-Lily: oh I didn't know you were a monk! I'm Catholic.
-Christian: oh I'm not..*pause*
-Lily: lemme guess your christian hahaha
-Christian: nooo I'm a bootiest! Hell yeah Big Booty Bitches!!!
-Christian: Oh nothin much just got done meditating.
-Lily: oh I didn't know you were a monk! I'm Catholic.
-Christian: oh I'm not..*pause*
-Lily: lemme guess your christian hahaha
-Christian: nooo I'm a bootiest! Hell yeah Big Booty Bitches!!!
by BigBootyStalker May 17, 2014
Get the Bootiest mug.Inversed "tittie-fucking." The name is derived from the position of the scrotum during the execution of this position. Also known as the "Croatian Mercenary." Also known as "Croat Scrot."
The Cinncinatti Bowtie is Tittie fucking backwards. The Male partner's anus is positoned over the female partners nose and mouth.
by Captain America The Third July 19, 2007
Get the Cinncinatti Bowtie mug.When one is reverse-titty-fucking a woman so that all she see's is his nut sack, which happens to look like a bowtie between her jugs.
by JustDontShitInHerFace May 15, 2007
Get the Cinncinnati bowtie mug.To prominently deficate on a supine slumbering individual superior to the chest, but inferior of the neck, and upon completion, awakening the individual, who then looks down, causing the freshly laid fecal matter to be compressed by the individuals chin, and splattering in a bowtie formation.
If i come home and find her sleeping as usual, I am going to have to administer the exploding bowtie.
by Mentone2 November 14, 2012
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