Toilet Booking

Booking a reservation for the Toilet to avoid long lines,ruckus,hassle, etc.

Why is the line for the toilet so long? I should've done Toilet Booking so I could get a reservation.

by CreatorOfAllMemes September 1, 2016

double-booking

A social faux-pas wherein a person, usually male, will schedule two separate romantic encounters for the same day. Will eventually be discovered, generally when one date forces a delay of the next.

Jackie was pissed to discover that Andrew had been double-booking she and Elyse, and broke up with him right there.

by Eleglac August 18, 2011

bonking

Having sex. It's a word that is widely acceptable in British society - not as rude as shag and *far* less rude than the offensive fuck.

The London Times recently wrote that President Bill Clinton "may forever be known as Bonking Bill."

by martin November 12, 2003

Boiking

Walking around aimlessly without any objective or regard for others

We got to the game late, because campion was boiking around

by Goons13579 September 4, 2018

scrap booking

Going out in the early morning to pick up the left over drunk chicks that haven't found anyone to go home with from the bar.

Greg called at 2am to see if we wanted to go scrap booking.

by Michael Heisey August 21, 2007

sleepbooking [sleep-booking] [sleep booking]

The act of facebooking or going on facebook while in a sleep-like state, drunk, extremely tired, or delusional.

Also a common disorder of stalkers and teenage girls who constantly change their facebook status from "single" to "its complicated" to "in a relationship" to "married" within minutes.

Can also refer to someone who is on facebook way too late at night.

"Man, I woke up this morning and I was sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking bumper stickers all day...it was great."

"Woah man...stop sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking the day before the SAT...your a retard."

"Don't you hate it when teenage girls keep sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking their relationship status all freakin' day!"
"Yes."

by Herbi January 19, 2009

boking

To be sick, to boke

Where's Princess Anne?
I think she's in the car park boking up last nights kebab

by munkyboy November 13, 2007