Twat bottle rocket

When you are handling spicy foods and put your fingers in or around a woman’s ham wallet.

I was cutting jalapeños for dinner last night and Becky tried to get frisky. I forgot to wash my hands and gave her the ol’ twat bottle rocket by mistake.

by Im AG AF May 9, 2018

Human Bottle Rocket

Human Bottle Rocket

Step #1:
Person 1 places funnel in Person 2's mouth.

Step #2:
Person 1 then pours a gallon (1.75 L) of water down the funnel slowly.

Step #3
Person 2 lays down on the ground.

Step #4
Person 1 fits a falice speculum into the urethra of Person 2

Step #5
Person 1 pours melted wax into the gaping and waiting urethra of Person 2

Step #6
Person 1, then puts a wick into the melted wax making a candle.

Step #7
Person 1 lights the wick and waits for Person 2's urine to build pressure sufficient to forcefully eject the candle from his own urethra.

Step #8
Enjoy the light show

My ex lured me into trying a Human Bottle Rocket. Never again

by Jamscone May 14, 2022

South Dakota Bottle Rocket

A sexual term. Performing a South Dakota Bottle Rocket involves positioning the female on top of the upward facing male. The male then proceeds to masturbate with his thumb sticking out, allowing for mutual pleasure. Used in order to achieve orgasm without actual penetration.

My girlfriend's got syphilis. I don't want to catch it too, so I just give her the ol' South Dakota Bottle Rocket.

by G-man Fresh March 30, 2011

texas pete bottle rocket

When you dip your cock and/or balls in hot sauce, then insert it into a womans rectum.

Hey Oscar, what did you do last night?
Just gave your sister a texas pete bottle rocket.

by Buck Fush Poke Smot April 28, 2010

Baton Rouge Bottle Rocket

When you put mentos in a bottle of coke and shove it up your ass. The soda, having nowhere to go will fill your colon.

Brayden just gave me the most explosive Baton Rouge Bottle Rocket last night!

by HughJass7580 October 2, 2023

The Bottle Rocket

The man holds a sparkler in his butt crack and after lighting it, attempts to climax in his partner at the same time as the sparkler (fuse) burns out. Those giving them The Bottle Rocket.

“Bro, I burn my ass cheek giving my girl The Bottle Rocket last New Years.

by Redneck Heathen July 4, 2022

Bottle rocket

When a man screws a woman or man in the butt then ejaculates while the person being screwed farts at the same time causing the penis & sperm to be forced out looking like a bottle rocket shooting off.

I was screwing the girl and she performed the bottle rocket on me.

by Irishrover18 January 16, 2017