Human Bottle Rocket

Human Bottle Rocket

Step #1:
Person 1 places funnel in Person 2's mouth.

Step #2:
Person 1 then pours a gallon (1.75 L) of water down the funnel slowly.

Step #3
Person 2 lays down on the ground.

Step #4
Person 1 fits a falice speculum into the urethra of Person 2

Step #5
Person 1 pours melted wax into the gaping and waiting urethra of Person 2

Step #6
Person 1, then puts a wick into the melted wax making a candle.

Step #7
Person 1 lights the wick and waits for Person 2's urine to build pressure sufficient to forcefully eject the candle from his own urethra.

Step #8
Enjoy the light show

My ex lured me into trying a Human Bottle Rocket. Never again

by Jamscone May 14, 2022

Baton Rouge Bottle Rocket

When you put mentos in a bottle of coke and shove it up your ass. The soda, having nowhere to go will fill your colon.

Brayden just gave me the most explosive Baton Rouge Bottle Rocket last night!

by HughJass7580 October 2, 2023

Bottle Rocket

Combining a high-caffeine energy drink with Thin Lizzies aka psychiatric medication.

Pete: Anthony's crazy ass fool, last night he drank over four rockstars and popped a pill with each one.
Marcus: yeah, man that's called a bottle rocket.

by WardenMic February 10, 2008

Bottle-Rocket

The act of unzipping your pants and injecting your penis into a zoo animal and busting chunks into it.

Shay sure taught that animal a lesson by bottle-rocketing it!

Hey is that Shay? Yea thats shay he bottle-rockets animal's.

by iamgodwhoareyou October 21, 2011

bottle rocket

Shooting your load into someones beer bottle and them drinking it without knowing it's new contents.

"Joe, look at that chick. I just gave her a bottle rocket and she's about to drink it."

by Dick McPlenty April 22, 2003

Bottle Rocket

To tightly roll up a Listerine Strip and slip it into the urethra of one's penis.

"That dude is crazy sick! After recieving a hot carl he went on to give himself a bottle rocket!"

by Scuba Steve November 25, 2003

Bottle rocket

When you need to shit so bad but you're in a car. So you take a wide lipped bottle and drop it there instead.

"Oh god I've got to drop a bottle rocket" *grabs bottle and holds under asshole. Proceeds to shit in to it*

by Fishy1129 September 22, 2015