hot and bothered

To become sexually aroused to the point where you are unable to think clearly.

I got the mad flow that makes all the ladies get hot and bothered.

by DB September 18, 2004

pension botherer

A considerably younger male or female that pesters, harasses and manipulates those of pensionable age for money, sex and use of their free bus pass/mobility badge

I can't get believe those girls who live in the Playboy mansion, they are such a bunch of pension botherers

by Human Form July 18, 2016

mud bobber

The Mud Bobber arises when a male experiences explosive diarrhea into a clogged toilet. The affected individual vigorously defacates into the disabled vessel, further saturating the already dense effluent. In a desparate attempt to banish the maelstrom, our anti-hero foolishly chooses to flushes, whereupon panic ensues as the water level rises to approximately 0.1nm below the rim of the bowl. The Mud Bobber is now complete: The hapless defacator's scrotum repeatedly dips into the fecal morass despite his attempts to maneuver elsewhere.

"Dude...I had the worst mud bobber last night after we had burritos. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE FIX YOUR TOILET."

by rbowles2000 August 23, 2021

Stealth Bomber

A stealth bomber is a shit so big that it touches the water in the toilet bowl before actually detaching itself from one's anus. The result is that the turd passes from A to B completely noiselessly and with total stealth.

"The gent's toilets were out of order so I was forced to use a cubicle in the ladies', I was that desperate. A few girls came in whilst I was in there, but luckily my shit was so big it was a stealth bomber. They didn't suspect a thing"

by fluorescent August 20, 2009

Can't be bothered

When you really aren't in the mood to do something, generally because you are tired, feeling lazy or it's not important

Person 1: "Do you want to go the gym today?"
Person 2: "No, I really can't be bothered."
Person 1: "Why not?"
Person 2: "I'm really just not in the mood today."

by NadNadNad November 6, 2011

nae bother

Scottish slang - not a problem

"oi you, bend over"

"nae bother big man"

by jawneeb May 14, 2007

boebert

semen after it's been in an asshole

Don't slip in that boebert.

by nzbs33k3r November 12, 2020