Boregasm

When you've waited a long time to masturbate, but when you finally finish, it doesn't feel nearly as good as you thought.

Guy 1: How did your first masturbation feel like after that long vacation with your parents?
Guy 2: Meh. I thought it would've felt good, but it was actually a boregasm.
Guy 1: Oh. That's too bad.

by #mexicanfood June 5, 2015

Boregasm

Where during sexual acts, you fake an orgasm because you are bored.

Lance: "It was like having sex with a grandma, so I pulled a boregasm, and got the hell out of there."

Tina: " He was making weird faces, so I boregasmed and said goodnight."

by NatBarColombus July 3, 2010

boregasm

Opposite of an orgasm. You discover too late that a sex act is mindless/boring/bad but you've got no better place to be. Also known as a fake orgasm. Occurs frequently with sympathy fucks.

I hooked up with this irish hottie on st pats but when we got back to his place not only was he a horrible kisser but he had no dick. I had a boregasm and got the fuck outta there.

by hotboxin December 28, 2005

boregasm

when you are really bored and suddenly a gorgeous woman bends over in front of you.

Dude, my math teacher is so boring. If it wasn't for Janie giving me that boregasm i might still be asleep.

by jibbaahh12477 June 18, 2009

boregasm

Refers to the one moment after a long streak of boredom where you just can't take it anymore and you have to do something fun.

Geeze, the final speech of the Republican National Convention almost gave me a boregasm.

by Pinko the Klown September 4, 2004

boregasm

an invisible orgasm. also known as a snoregasm. the opposite of a whoregasm.

wow, that was a total boregasm. please leave.

by tensacross January 24, 2011

premature boregasm

Like a boregasm, but before the boredom actually sets in. As a boregasm happens during the course of boredom, a premature boregasm may occur while the teacher is announcing a new project, lecture of a boring topic, or paper. Associated are moans, sighs, and grunts of pain and/or suspected pain to come.

Man, I thought I would have a boregasm in class today, but it turned out alright.... until she assigned us a new essay.... premature boregasm right there on the spot....

by THEPARROTMASTER March 24, 2011