When you've waited a long time to masturbate, but when you finally finish, it doesn't feel nearly as good as you thought.
Guy 1: How did your first masturbation feel like after that long vacation with your parents?
Guy 2: Meh. I thought it would've felt good, but it was actually a boregasm.
Guy 1: Oh. That's too bad.
Guy 2: Meh. I thought it would've felt good, but it was actually a boregasm.
Guy 1: Oh. That's too bad.
by #mexicanfood June 4, 2015
Lance: "It was like having sex with a grandma, so I pulled a boregasm, and got the hell out of there."
Tina: " He was making weird faces, so I boregasmed and said goodnight."
Tina: " He was making weird faces, so I boregasmed and said goodnight."
by NatBarColombus June 29, 2010
Opposite of an orgasm. You discover too late that a sex act is mindless/boring/bad but you've got no better place to be. Also known as a fake orgasm. Occurs frequently with sympathy fucks.
I hooked up with this irish hottie on st pats but when we got back to his place not only was he a horrible kisser but he had no dick. I had a boregasm and got the fuck outta there.
by hotboxin November 26, 2005
Dude, my math teacher is so boring. If it wasn't for Janie giving me that boregasm i might still be asleep.
by jibbaahh12477 June 18, 2009
Refers to the one moment after a long streak of boredom where you just can't take it anymore and you have to do something fun.
by Pinko the Klown September 4, 2004
by tensacross January 23, 2011
Like a boregasm, but before the boredom actually sets in. As a boregasm happens during the course of boredom, a premature boregasm may occur while the teacher is announcing a new project, lecture of a boring topic, or paper. Associated are moans, sighs, and grunts of pain and/or suspected pain to come.
Man, I thought I would have a boregasm in class today, but it turned out alright.... until she assigned us a new essay.... premature boregasm right there on the spot....
by THEPARROTMASTER March 9, 2011